car poor

Having an insanely high car payment that prevents you from doing anything that costs even a miniscule amount of money and prevents you from eating anything other than top ramen.

Friend: "hey man, want to go out tonight and score some ladies?"

Me: "nah, I'm car poor right now. I had to pay my $687 dollar car note." "I gotta go, I got to put some top ramen in the microwave before my power gets cut off".

by Angrylegos November 20, 2014

vancouver poor

Someone who may be considered financially secure or even wealthy, but is impoverished by high housing costs and cost of living conditions within their current region.

Yeah, Susan's the CEO, but she takes out loans to visit the food bank. She's not poor, just vancouver poor.

Mark is so vancouver poor that the only hobby he can afford is visiting the bank to watch the ATM spit out his money.

Sarah is so vancouver poor that she can only eat out when she forces her staff to buy a group deal.

by markemark1923 February 2, 2023

First-World Poor

You own Luxury Items, such as an iPad, fast WiFi or a Gaming PC with an GeForce 1080, but you use them to look at you're massive Debt.

Man, im First-World Poor.
Why did you buy your PC?
To look at my Bank Account.
And, how much money do you have?
I am 10 grand in debt.
Why didn't you use your iPad?
I use that to look at my debt on the go.
You stupid Idiot...

by ElectrodeYT January 18, 2017

piss poor

something that is really bad

my computer is really slow I would go as far to say its piss poor

by twitterfan123456789 August 3, 2012

poor man's limo

any public transportation (bus, train, subway, metro) where you are the ONLY person getting a ride

I rode the poor man's limo home today.

For the second time this month I got the poor man's limo to take me home.

by ewensa July 5, 2012

Poor

Somebody who has little or no money

Being poor is almost as bad as, or as bad as, death.

by anonymous123726183 December 8, 2010

Poor

The act of having too much month at the end of your money.

"I'm too poor to take the bus."

"There is another week in the month after my paycheck runs out."

by Jigsaw March 6, 2012