Phland

When someone mumbles the words to a song they don't know.

Will someone get that guy off the stage he's phlanding every song

by Nathan Ostritch November 26, 2010

plan flaw

A very powerful argument in policy debate, made famous by debater Warren Fasone in a round about democratization in the Middle East. If you know Warren, ask him about his super secret plan flaw files, he just might give them to you.

"You can't increase it because it doesn't exist. Plan flaw!"

by Sam Pilgrim July 6, 2012

Plan M

"Plan M" (where M = "Masturbation").
A backup plan involving frequent doses of self-administered masturbation if one should fail to find a sex partner.

Person 1: So what's plan B if she's not attracted to you?

Person 2: Well if that's the eventuality, then I'm going to resort to "plan M". Long nights on the couch with my #1 handy man.

by daddyDDollazDeluxx December 26, 2013

Plan B money

Giving money to one's sexual partner for possibly an abortion after knocking up one's sexual partner.

Had to give that bitch plan b money.

by Tryna keep it 100 August 29, 2016

Plan B Weekend

A plan be weekend is when you throw all caution to the wind and take your girl to creampie city all weekend, only to deal with it Monday by taking Plan B emergency contraception.

Them: How was your weekend?
Me: Excellent, creampied my old lady 6 times and went to the pharmacy this morning for the morning after pill.
Them: Ah, the plan b weekend

by pee80 July 16, 2018

Plan X

pewdiepie’s plan to stop t-series

“Pewd’s is gonna destroy T-series with Plan X.”

by yogirlabum February 13, 2019

planck's constant

It relates to the energy in one quantum of electromagnetic radiation to the frequency of that radiation.
It is 6.62607004 × 10-34 m2 kg / s

Dustin : do you know planck's constant ?
Suzie: do you know the earth orbits the sun?
Dustin: So I know it starts with two sixes and then uh what is it...?
Suzie: okay let me just be clear on this. I havent heard from you in a while and now you want a mathematical equation that you should know so you can... save the world?
Dustin: Suzie-poo I promise I will make it up to you as soon as possible.
Suzie: you could make it up to me now
Dustin:what?
Suzie: I want to hear it
Dustin : not right now!
Suzie: yes now Dusti-bun!
Dustin: Suzie-poo this is urgent!!
Suzie: yes yes youre saving the world I heard you the first time but dennis is also saving earth sea and he is about to confront the shadow so this is suzie signing off.
Dustin: wait wait wait okay okay. ..okay
Dustin: aaa shit...

(starts singing never ending story)

Suzie: Planck's constant is 6.62607004

by yougotmeweak July 10, 2019