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Harry Potter

Well written books. All of you who think it sucks are obviously illiterate.
kid 1:omGAH! i so coo i dun read no hurry pota!

kid 2:no, your just a dumbass.
by Yo mama! January 16, 2005
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e-pottering

The act of accidentally squandering several hours (or days) on your computer while not doing anything in particular. e.g., YouTubing “just one more” vid, re-filing mp3s, looking up friends of friends of friends on Facebook, wading through MySpace band requests, Tweeting randoms, browsing for the definition of your own name on the Urban Dictionary etc...

The activity distorts the time perception of the e-potterer in such a way that an apparent 1 min of e-pottering time equates to roughly 1.5 Standard Earth Hours (as perceived by partners, friends, family and the fascist time police at your place of work).
Dude 1 - Bro, you look knackered today were you out late partying?
Dude 2 - No such luck man, I was just up until 4am this morning e-pottering.
by The Purple Princess December 11, 2009
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Kung-puter Fu-ddhism

A life philosophy combining aspects of computer science, kung fu, and buddhism pioneered by Dr. Desell.
Through his mastery of Kung-puter fu-ddhism, our hero, effortlessly developed a distributed computer system to unlock the mysteries of the universe, then (again effortlessly) executes a roundhouse kick, destroying the very computer used to build the distributed system; thus, demonstrating the resiliency of distributed systems. He then, effortlessly reaches a higher plane of existence through meditation. On this plane a functioning computer is not needed to check email, only the components that once combined to create a functioning computer. Our hero then checks his email, discovering that his software had provided the mysteries of the universe, which he then used to reach enlightenment.
by cozzzmo February 12, 2010
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Harry Potter Hang over

when you wake up in the morning after a midnight showing of Harry Potter with one or more of the following symptoms:

throbbing headache, intense excitement, need to talk to everyone about the movie, post-potter depression, and sore muscles from standing/sitting/lying down in line
and of course extreme sleepiness
Man, I don't know if I'll be able to go to school today, I have a Harry Potter Hang over.

Rachelle is falling asleep on her desk, yet she has a huge grin on her face and is trying to talk to me about the movie, yet Bria who hasn't yet seen the movie is telling her to be quiet. She must have a Harry Potter hang over.
by HotHipsOfShaki November 23, 2010
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harry potter kid

A kid who is obsessed with Harry Potter and thinks that they are a wizard.
Harry Potter Kid: Wheeee! Look at me! I'm a wizard.
Me: Suure you are... *runs away*
by americanbeauty August 12, 2007
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Harry Potter

A seven-book series by author J.K Rowling about 'The Boy Who Lived'. HP is well-written and shouldn't be compared to Lord of the Rings being they are not even in the same category.
The fifth and latest Harry Potter book, Order of the Phoenix, sold over 5 million copies the day it came out.
by Lene June 24, 2004
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Harry Potter Series

A seven book series by the author J.K. Rowling; about a young boy who discovers he is a wizard and is going to attend Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft and Wizardry at age 11. Along the way he encounters many perils.
"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live"
-Dumbledore
by Kortnee November 17, 2003
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