spedunk puffer knucker

Any young or old car club member who has dropped their vehicle so close to the ground that no matter how slow they go over a speed bump the moment that the rear wheels hit asphault again the back end of the car slams down hard causing the driver side airbag to inflate and knock the driver out cold.

If that fool over their thinks he's getting over those big ole bumps in that scraping mess with out a spedunk puffer knucker of the year award coming his way tell me to stop dialing 911 now. Either way get his trophy out the trunk.

by Shawn Gabriel Archuleta May 18, 2008

Hog Puffer

Chick enjoying the giving of Head!

She's a Hog Puffer
Attention of a Hog Puffer is Oh so Good!
My Girlfriend is a Good Hog Puffer!

by Philly-B June 21, 2010

pipe puffer

An unflattering term for a homesexual male. See also pole smoker, peter puffer, rope sucker. etc...

Dude, did you see Jimmy with that dude last night. That is proof that he is a pipe puffer.

by nunya69 May 4, 2011

sweaty pufferfish

When you cum in a random girls pissflaps

I just did a sweaty pufferfish

by ZeRo_Cyberclone April 26, 2016

cream puffer

1. noun one who is a fit less-than-middle-aged white man who is speedwalking
2. verb the act of cream puffing
3. noun a parent that coddles their children into becoming cream puffs

KD: You cream puffer!
LV: Excuse me?

by TheRealCreamPuffer July 14, 2018

Kinky Puffer

A pub experience so bad even a blowjob wouldn’t improve it

I wouldn’t go to that pub, it’s a real Kinky Puffer

by Lurkerspoons August 31, 2018

Chubby Puffer

For the cats a heavy women that likes to eat ass and puff the Salami stick couple a day.

That girl over there is a chubby puffer she loves the meatstick.

by Debbie Dunlap November 24, 2018