Pub Star

A person playing a video game that only plays public matches and thinks they are good. Person that will not go on to gamebattles and find real compotition. Usally use noob weapnos such as mp40 and noob tubes. They are usally BK scrandoms.

Keith went 30-4 in a public match with mp40 he is such a pub star

by i am god1945 August 17, 2009

pub pets

Those ugly looking woman that hang around pubs waiting for the chance to prey on drunk blokes & take them home and screw them. They are usually married woman with smelly breaths, and rippled arse cheeks, and dangly tits past there belly buttons. However they are usually horny enough to take a dick up the poop shoot.

Shit bro, watch out for those Pub Pets over there. Haha I can see a Pub Pet eyeing you up mate.

by ChrisDay July 5, 2006

Pub Lunch

A rolled up cigarette made from rolling papers and tobbacco

"How many pub lunches do you have a day?"
"It's pretty bad I'm probably up to twenty now!"
"Oh well at least it's not mcdonalds that's something eh?"
"true yahoo"

by AngusNDerren March 26, 2009

Pub physique

A "Pub Physique" can be seen generally in older males who deprive exercise and a healthy existence in favour of drinking heavily in local public house.Their body weight will be MUCH higher than the average person. Often they are wise and funny, having many tales to tell.

"Look at that Chap over there... He has a pub physique"

by Coopboy July 13, 2010

pub foot

when you come home from a pub or bar and your foot just doesn't look the same because it has some strange substance all over it that has been permanently stamped in through the stomping of other people's feet.

Did you see Jimmy's pub foot today? Yeah, he must have been wasted last night at the bar to come home with a foot like that.

by Ralphina January 13, 2008

Pub Mole

A 40ish year old scrubber found milling around a pokie bar attempting to pick up very young men, free drinks or stray pokie change. Known for also having a firey temper when slandered, has poor vocabulary and loves drinking, drugs and shopping at supre for clothing usually worn by girls 1/3 their age.

Hey Doug, Look at that pub mole over there, you should talk to her, you might lose your virginity.

by Dougie Boy July 4, 2008

Pub Crawler

Someone who embarks upon 'pub crawls' in which they travel from pub to pub in the hope they will become so intoxicated that they will have to crawl.

"Man Tom Lawler got so drunk on that pub crawl he probably impressed everyone in Oxford!"
"He's a legendary pub crawler"

by Thomasdelacroixlawler May 31, 2013