Prostitute

someone who has no respect for themselves.

J hogan is a prostitute. Takes his clothes off for money and dances around like a monkey.

by shanin alsop December 9, 2010

prostitute

a prostitute is someone who loves you no matter who you are, what you look likeeeeeeeee

Jesus: Kenny's only doing this for money. He's a prostitute!

Random guy: I'll pay him 20 bucks to eat someone else's vomit.

Stan: What's a prostitute?

Kyle: Dude, I don't know!

by justlikeheroin13 December 21, 2006

prostitute

A person who is usually someobdy who performs sexual acts if payment is arranged or they may do it as a favor because they just want to get laid. also see whore, slut, laid.

Oh my god you dirty prostitute whore! I cant believe you brought me here!...I'll see you in my room in five minutes.

by BuckSnort December 28, 2005

optical poptitude

When you sneeze so hard that your eyeballs pop out of their sockets.

Alex sneezed so ferociously that optical poptitude occured and had to have eye surgery immediately.

by Joey March 1, 2004

consumption prostitute

A girl/woman who will do things like give attention/so interest, dance, have sex and sometimes even start a relationship for stuff like drinks, presents, drugs, housing/shelter.

They're mostly active during clubbing. It's often there where they will pick up and use their "customers" for the first time.

Wise girl: Do you know why she left you?

Bankrupt loser: I think, it's due to the fact that I couldn't give her what she wanted anymore, because she completely bankrupt me with her expensive taste.

Wise girl: Finally realize she used you? She's a consumption prostitute dude!

by consumption prostitute May 31, 2007

via prostitute

by way of prostitution or through a prostitute. literally.

via prostitute..... "the" true skank hooker stole Betty's man then stole Bonnie's idea. how original.

EXAMPLES

via my visa gold platinum pussay

via your man's cock in my mouth

via screw me fast and hard

via your dirty nasty dream

via skank hooker 'fuck now pay later'

by !B*B*B! February 12, 2009

Jane the Prostitute

1. Joe the Plumber's sister or possibly cousin, who is not a licensed prostitute, but considers herself a hard-working blowjob-giver who should not have to share her wealth.

2. A generic term for any prostitute particularly when used in political debates as a rhetorical device.

1. McCain: So, I hear that Mr. Obama over here was talking to Jane the Prostitute the other day. and said you wanted to share the wealth..

Obama: No! That was Sally the Dishwasher! Or possibly Jagadambika the Urologist!

2. McCain: Jane the Prostitue shouldn't have to pay such high taxes, and Mr. Obama over here would love to just tax away everything she earns.

Obama: But reguardless of any of that, Jane the Prostitute would benefit from my health care plan. And this is why...

by joe the writer September 8, 2010