Surge Protector

Someone who runs interference between you and a stupid person - like a tool.

Man, I can't stand that Tool. I need a surge protector.

by GCH October 9, 2005

Hector Projector

One who has arms that do not fit his body and also has the general anatomy of a skelington. One who projects his arms to lengths that should not be possible for any human being.

Project Damnit. Project!

by Hector Projector April 8, 2003

Prospecting

Eating out the bootyhole until you discover nuggets of turd.

He used to be into rimming, but now he prefers full on prospecting.

by Nahtoofar February 27, 2019

Pocket protector

Condom

He used a pocket protector so she wouldn't get pregnant.

by Mellymagic October 29, 2020

Pocket protector

Condom

He used a pocket protector so she wouldn't get pregnant.

by Mellymagic October 29, 2020

Prospectors delight

When you find some old weed hidden in your room when you're all out.

Hey dude you wanna come over and smoke some prospectors delight i just found it's looking kinda old and raunchy but it will get us there! "Yea man I've been out all day be there soon peace. ", I see ya soon peace.

by Chance gman November 25, 2013

prospecter

Da creepily-luminous "ethereal essence" of a passed-on valuable-minerals seeker.

In da Laurel and Hardy film, "Way Out West", The Boys mistakenly give da mining-rights deed to da shameless opportunistic wife of da in-keeper ("Now that you own a mine, I bet you'll be a swell gold-digger!" --- Laurel), rather than da deceased claim-owner's daughter... no "prospecter" is ever observed in da movie, but if da ghost of said paternal benefactor had indeed been witness to said horrendous deception, he'd likely have been "turning over in his grave"!

by QuacksO August 18, 2024