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progressive

a pre-party you go to just to get drunk before the real parties...usually includes a bar and serious likwid
After slamming 10 shots at the progressive, I went to the party to get drunk.
by Nick D February 23, 2003
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Metal Straw Progressive

The type of liberal you may know who cares about the environment and animal rights, but doesn't seem concerned about issues of intersectionality, social class, racism, or human rights. If they do care about anything related to human rights, it's usually just white feminism.
"Kristin may own a metal straw and use recyclable bags, but she called Middle-Eastern woman a terrorist. She is an example of a Metal Straw Progressive."
by CimmonToastCromch October 3, 2019
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Progressive

Morally backward
The Progressive Left wants sanctuary cities, higher taxes, free everything and less Liberty
by GetUSomeBBQ March 13, 2019
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Progress

means to make progress sexually with a girl or boy (usually a girl). for example, talkin is the very first step of progress, then hugging then holding hands then kissing etc.
Matt!!!! Progress!!!! Hows Anna????
by Tim Sumner November 6, 2005
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progressive metal

Metal that despite how good it can be, is often listened too and defended by pretentious people. Often "prog metal" as its known, is said to me metal for "intelligent people who have good taste". This is not to say that prog metal can not be good, it often is. However it is not always as heavy as other forms of metal, such as Thrash Metal or Heavy Metal.
Kerry:
"James is so pretentious sometimes, when I was listening to Master of Puppets earlier in the car he just kept going on about how much better progressive metal compared to thrash, then he started on about Dream Theater"

Lars in heavy Danish accent:
"Ya, he was trying to tell me about his quote "superior" intellect because he jerks off to *cough* I mean listens to to Opeth every night before bed"
by JamesLaBrie April 9, 2010
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progressive walk

A walk at night in nature while listening to a progressive rock album.
I went on a progressive walk last night listening to King Crimson - In The Court Of The Crimson King.
by Wrenaissance January 16, 2011
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progress

(n.) The process through which the Internet has evolved from smart people in front of dumb terminals to dumb people in front of smart terminals.
"I CAN'T FIND THE 'ANY' KEY ON MY F@$#ING KEYBOARD! FIX IT!!" (Screaming cowboy)
"Honey, I found that diskette with important contracts on it. Left it on the fridge's door with a magnet on it."
"J00 1Z G01N D0WN N00B!!!!!11"

All the above were examples of this kind of progress.
by Pax967 February 9, 2008
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