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Progressieve

The correct spelling for the term "progressive" when used to define the movement from a Constitutional Government into a Socialist Hell Hole...

Progressieves suck all the progress out of a country, it's industry, and it's citizens through the process of separating them from their money to do what is proclaimed to be in the best interest of the "whole" (which is code for members of the ruling party)...
The Progressieve Movement in the United States began in the early 1900's but it wasn't until the turn of the 21st Century they gained enough of a foot hold through rigged elections and illegal immigration to steal enough votes to turn a once proud, industrious nation into a fascist hellhole...
by Jared L. Ohlinger June 30, 2009
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progressive

a pre-party you go to just to get drunk before the real parties...usually includes a bar and serious likwid
After slamming 10 shots at the progressive, I went to the party to get drunk.
by Nick D February 23, 2003
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Metal Straw Progressive

The type of liberal you may know who cares about the environment and animal rights, but doesn't seem concerned about issues of intersectionality, social class, racism, or human rights. If they do care about anything related to human rights, it's usually just white feminism.
"Kristin may own a metal straw and use recyclable bags, but she called Middle-Eastern woman a terrorist. She is an example of a Metal Straw Progressive."
by CimmonToastCromch October 3, 2019
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Progressive

Morally backward
The Progressive Left wants sanctuary cities, higher taxes, free everything and less Liberty
by GetUSomeBBQ March 13, 2019
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Progress

means to make progress sexually with a girl or boy (usually a girl). for example, talkin is the very first step of progress, then hugging then holding hands then kissing etc.
Matt!!!! Progress!!!! Hows Anna????
by Tim Sumner November 6, 2005
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progressive metal

Metal that despite how good it can be, is often listened too and defended by pretentious people. Often "prog metal" as its known, is said to me metal for "intelligent people who have good taste". This is not to say that prog metal can not be good, it often is. However it is not always as heavy as other forms of metal, such as Thrash Metal or Heavy Metal.
Kerry:
"James is so pretentious sometimes, when I was listening to Master of Puppets earlier in the car he just kept going on about how much better progressive metal compared to thrash, then he started on about Dream Theater"

Lars in heavy Danish accent:
"Ya, he was trying to tell me about his quote "superior" intellect because he jerks off to *cough* I mean listens to to Opeth every night before bed"
by JamesLaBrie April 9, 2010
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progressive walk

A walk at night in nature while listening to a progressive rock album.
I went on a progressive walk last night listening to King Crimson - In The Court Of The Crimson King.
by Wrenaissance January 16, 2011
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