profitology

An artform which involves the study and implementation of strategic and tactical manoeuvres made by an individual in order to further his own interest. The practice can be ruthless towards an opponent. This term is derived from the TV show PROFIT whose lead character is Jim Profit.

Man, our manager sure know his profitology.

by Santosh George May 27, 2006

Proote

A word created by BW TacoMan meaning to reject a superior's ideals and promote those of Chuck Norris.

Lee decided to proote when Hector began abusing his powers.

by Chucky o Rama! May 17, 2010

Prototrash

Something that you don't want to throw out yet, but you know you'll throw out eventually - for example, unread mail, not-quite-empty food containers, etm.

Alternative form: protogarbage

Warning: Today's prototrash is next month's paleotrash!

Can I throw out this stack of mail?

Not yet - it's not stuff I want to keep, but until I go through it it's still prototrash.

by Nerdlebub February 19, 2011

Profounditity

A word used when someone of "great intelligence" thinks of something they think is profound but is actually generally know amongst the general population.

I just had a moment of profounditity! -- Day and night are happening at the SAME time!!!!

by Smar Tish April 29, 2011

protote

professional tote bag

leather carrying bag, male purse : "Now that I've been promoted, I'll need a bigger protote."

by R.E.A.D. October 21, 2011

pronotum

Also known as the prothorax. Spell checker sometimes doubts its validity but people who know about bugs will understand you.

Oh! Sorry Sally it seems I've stood on and squashed your pet Beetle's pronotum.

Did somebody say they've got porn in their tummy?

by tailmarsh January 3, 2012

prooty

Praise the booty.

A word used to praise a deserving butt. Can also be used to express happiness or excitement.

'Woah! Sam Pepper just got his YouTube Chanel deleted!'

'PROOTY'

by Criminal brains March 24, 2016