protaxtination

avoiding doing your tax paperwork

Bill: What are you doing?

Bob: Watching Family Guy.

Bill: Stop protaxtinating! ima call the tax office and get yo ass fined.

Freddy: ... yeah thats like, protaxtination, man.

by Bobby Bob Bob Fossil March 30, 2010

Procrastibation

Noun. the act of masturbating as a means of delaying or putting off work.

-Origin: From the 16th Century French 'Procrastibatíon'

Working in the library makes procrastibation challenging, if not impossible.

by Barry Charmer August 9, 2012

Procastubation

When you're about styding or need to do something urgent, but you decide to take a wank first.

me I really need to start styding right now.
dick AHEM. *gets hard*
me GODDAMMIT I DONT HAVE TIME FOR PROCASTUBATION RIGHT NOW.

by Pitn April 24, 2014

Profapstination

Procrastination which involves masturbation in it. (Regardless of the number of times it's done)

Tim: I get hungry everytime after I do profapstination.
Mike: Everyone does.

by kt11000 August 22, 2016

Procrastinating

I'll do this later.

I'm not procrastinating this definition, I swear.

by Edge Master 420 March 17, 2017

Proasstination

When you procrastinate when you shouldn't or are already late.

Thanks to my proasstination with the electric bill I have late fees now too.

by HumaneAnimal September 13, 2017

Procrastinating

I'll tell you tommorow

"dude what's procrastinating"
"i'll tell you tomorrow"

by IOU 1 definition January 2, 2019