Precious Cargo

The act of (while during sex) telling your female that you are going down on her. Before eating your female out, secretly put in a long-cut dip without her knowledge and proceed to perform oral sex. During oral sex, slowly transfer the dip from your mouth with your tongue into the vaginal orifice. Afterwards proceed to have sex in order to push the contents deeper into the vagina. Finally, pretend to care about her healthy menstruation cycle and insert a tampon in the vagina so that the substance is kept sealed (think cork and wine bottle).

"Dude, I gave that bitch some precious cargo last night."

"I think Tommy gave me some precious cargo last night cause i'm still light-headed and he cared about my menstruation cycle."

"I had to douche my pussy six times last night to get all the precious cargo out."

by Buzz Lightweight May 11, 2013

Preciouser

More precious than another precious thing or person.

My girlfriend Elizabeth, is preciouser than me.

by Descenicy June 25, 2012

Precious

Something that is value

this diamond is precious to me

by fuck definition haters June 5, 2017

Prestocious

A gay blonde man who does not like it when he does not get his ways, and who loves it in the butt and loves to be angry and horny for gays all day.

That man was a Prestocious when I talked to him.

by Helen Helen Helen May 6, 2018

ajayi precious

Sweetest girl on earth

I love Ajayi precious!

by Wunmissss November 5, 2020

Precious

Precious is a bitch who can't control what comes out of her fat mouth. Bossy, big headed, rude, thinks the world revolves around her. Sadly, she is fucking hot so she gets away with everything. Everyone secretly hates her.

Person 1: "Oh look, there's Precious!"
Person 2: "Don't tell her I said this, but she is such a bitch, I hate her."

by motherfuckinghoes January 30, 2017

precious mellons

Yet another phrase for breasts. An extention of "mellons", coming by way of those crappy Precious Moments statuettes.

by Scoats May 9, 2003