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Present

How nerds like to say "here" during roll call.
Teacher: Is James here?
James: Present!
Everyone else: What a fucking nerd.
by My Minecraft Isn't working October 27, 2020
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Omni-Presence

The greatest garage band ever

Keith-Guitar
David-Drums
Tom-Bass
Zak(zach)-guitar Vocals
la la la we are the omni-presence and we are the ones who care.....

omni-presence the state of bwing everwhere at all times
by Disa January 12, 2004
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Christmas Presence

The extra weight you gain over the holiday season.
"He got a lot of Christmas Presence this year!"

"It only took me three weeks to lose my Christmas Presence!"
by KessBlack February 3, 2012
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fellatio-prevented pregnancy

A possible pregnancy which a teenaged girl prevent by performing fellatio on the male who—if she did not sweet talk him into ejeculating in her mouth— would have ejeculated in her vagina.
The City Council approved the fellatio-prevented pregnancy method by signing a bill which directs the city's public high schools to give teenage girls mouth-on lessons on how to perform fellatio on mannequins appears to have persuaded sufficient teenage girls to sweet talk their boyfriend into ejaculating in their mouth instead of their vagina, because in the last 6-months the number of unwanted teenage pregnancies and also of abortions has sharply declined.
by but for October 1, 2017
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Present

1. A heightened state of mind in which all of life is clarified.

2. Tripping on acid
Dude, I just took 3 hits of acid and I am so present right now.
by chasepatrick April 22, 2011
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stage presence

something harry styles has.

basically the ability to grab the audiences attention whether that be by your appearance or your impressiveness - perhaps both, like harry edward styles.
harry styles has the best stage presence ever. dua lipa can’t relate.
by urbigdaddy February 25, 2019
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presentate

When one projects an image of unbelievable dedication to their fucking job.
BH said to me "You must presentate an image of cock-sucking and faggotry in order to advance in this world!"
by The Presentater December 18, 2009
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