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stuff and pray

When a man attempts to insert his flaccid penis into a woman's vagina in hopes it will get hard so he can have sex.
I had whiskey dick real bad, a wet noodle, so I did the old stuff and pray.
by Tilt22 December 21, 2012
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praying to the church of armitage

Spending a long time either passed out on or vomiting into a toilet.
Hey you were gone a while, you ok?
Yeah, was just praying to the church of Armitage
by SuperSonicBlur February 6, 2018
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Pray fight

Someone who prays too fight someone
Mike: I pray I get in a fight today

Joe: that’s called being a pray fight
by Joblessperson October 16, 2025
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i‘ll pray for u

that means that u lost the argument and that you’re a dumb bitch
shut up girl
i‘ll pray for u
BOO‘OMMM LOST.
by Factslmao December 6, 2020
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praying romatis

Someone who always talks about how they want to be in a relationship, but they always end up going to the bar and slaying unsuspecting hoochies/fuckbois like its their job.

The sequel to "The boy who cried wolf">>> "The girl who became a praying romatis"
As soon as Janice has one drink, her standards go out the window and she turns into a 'praying romatis'. Her relationships never work out.
by TheHandier May 18, 2016
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Reverse Praying Mantis

A male who has sex with a female, cums inside her, and then bites her head off and eats her entire body for sustenance.
Bro, we were stranded on that island for years. Once we ran out of food the only thing I could do to her was the Reverse Praying Mantis.
by DrMike27 July 1, 2021
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Pay to Pray

methodology of any Evangelical church
politicking, false-christian places of worship demand Pay to Pray from parishioner-rubes—and breaking nonprofit tax law while doing it
by Uncle Joosie November 20, 2023
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