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postmate

to lend any object to someone, not just food. Postmates delivers not just food (as most people assume) but also groceries, alcohol, clothing, etc. Music artist John Mayer used this term while explaining his encounter with pop star Shawn Mendes needing clothing and asking Mayer to "postmate" him some.
"'...Do you think you could Postmates underwear?... I'm just, I'm out of underwear.' And I said, 'You don't have to Postmates underwear, man, I'll get you underwear.'"

"Hey can you postmate me some money? I'll pay you back"
by corn_ramen July 28, 2019
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sauce possum

a female who gets really drunk and horny, but is so wasted by the time u get her to your bed to slay her that she lays dead on the bed like a possum in the road.
Wake up bitch! I ain't got time for no sauce possum slut like you!
by Shadie August 23, 2006
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Mud possum

Listen to that terrible rap he must be a mud possum
by anonymous May 10, 2022
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postmature ejaculation

1. The act of nutting into a woman HOURS AFTER she's orgasmed.
2. The act of just being plain old gay.
Oh my god, Becky, I wish Freddy would just cum into me, but no, he's a man of postmature ejaculation! It takes 2 hours of pushing, and it makes me ache between the legs!
by Plisky March 2, 2009
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Possum Biting

N. Also known as Possum wrestling. To engage another in a pseudo-wrestling match where one person is the "feisty possum" or "rabid possum." That person is the biter, who attempts to bite their opponent on the butt or sometimes stomach or other areas. The opponent must try to resist the "possum's" bite, and subdue the creature. Named after the vicious bite one can receive from an opossum. This game is most frequently played in the south, esp. by children.
"My sister and I 'possum bit' each other often as children, but we tried not to draw blood."

"I always did have fun possum biting with my next door neighbors."
by SouthernFriedChicken February 5, 2010
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Postmatal Depression

A brief period of sadness that occurs after a friend you've been spending a lot of time with leaves.
Alex: Hey, how are you?
Nathan: Feeling a bit down.
Alex: How come?
Nathan: No, nothing. Just had some postmatal depression since John left this afternoon.
by JimDan November 21, 2010
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Possum Punch

To hit a lady in the vagina.
Can't believe that chick got possum punched by a dwarf!
Shut up or I'll possum punch you!
by factmachine November 24, 2014
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