cat pervert

when your neighbor's cat is in your yard, that makes you a cat pervert

shoo my cat out of your yard, you cat pervert

by troy valency July 14, 2023

part-time pervert

When your not always a pervert. But you find yourself perving out from time to time! Not easy or sleezy. making-out! esp in cars!

Chris and Mary are part-time perverts!

by Hollywood 626 January 6, 2009

The Patron Saint of Perverted Looking Balloon Animals

Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket.

The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday.

by The Patron Saint April 1, 2015

Internet Sex Perverts

Internet Sex Perverts, also called ISP, is a term to refer to online perverts who draw weird shit. Sometimes they draw children, sometimes adults, mostly children, never adults. The term is very broad and can include many people, some people also have their own definition for ISP but it's mostly agreed that people who draw/edit odd pictures, often involving children.

His mother came in only to see what her son had been drawing; she yelled and called him a Internet Sex Perverts

by Boblik November 17, 2018

poverty jetset

Originally coined by Douglas Coupland, the poverty jetset are young people who manage to travel the world and live it up on very little money.

Tom and Jenn have been in the poverty jetset for years - even when they were in the Peace Corps, they still went Phucket and Singapore!

by SuzanneG January 17, 2008

pervertess

/noun/
1. a female who practices sexual perversion.
2. /Pathology/. a female affected with perversion.
3. feminine form of pervert.

1. Wow, Tiffany is such an eternal pervertess.
2. "What's a pervertess?" "It's like a pervert, but with -ess added to the end of it. Like a lioness."
3. Like the male pervert, the female pervertess has a very dirty mind, rivaling and sometimes even overtaking her male counterpart.

by LookAtThatAss August 6, 2011

Sound Pervert

A far better version of eavesdropper. You can also use sound pedophile. It's pretty nice.

Jasmine : Taine is a dick
Oscar: I agree
Paige (butting in): I'm telling him you said that.
Jasmine: Fuck off, sound pervert.

by an absolute ass of things June 13, 2018