Porridge Metal

Porridge Metal - Metal Musik whos drumS are too quite, guitar has no aksEnts, trak looks longEr than it aktually is, & tEmpo is alwaYs changing its “Porridge”

1st used by Kristina Rybalchenko aka Kriss Drummer on 2023_December_16 Saturday during Live Twitch Stream. Time Stamp 3:35:00 15:35:00 CT / 21:35:00 UTC

People Present:
TJ
JDM Guitars
Habs
Fansy Krutch
tooutdamn
theMekanik
Etc.

Example #1
Motorhead the band has a song kalled "Overkill" it is the epitome of Porridge Metal Musik

Example #2
Motorhead - Overkill is total porridge

by theMekanik December 16, 2023

porridge snorter

a young girl that dosnt like to spit.

A cum guzzler.

"hey Bob, you see that young lass over there? I bet she's a right porridge snorter"

by Finbarkinell January 27, 2010

Porridge

A person from the millennial generation.

Porridge, please
Porridge, spok

by maxami4 December 18, 2023

porridger

A big-hearted clumsy try-hard

Look at him running around all beefy making a nuisance of himself. He's a right porridger!

by Misha T August 6, 2016

Porridge

A term referencing to male sperm cells

How much porridge did yo girl eat last night?

by aquamos29 October 14, 2018

Porridge boy

Means a male that is a pussyhole, basically doesn't fight nor stand up for himself

Yo that guy is a straight porridge boy cuz

by A real nigga like me born June 13, 2023

Stir the Norwegian's porridge

To insert unnecessary chaos into a situation. To escalate matters. To absolutely wreck someone's entire world possibly forever.

Fred: Just don't mention her ex-boyfriend when you talk to her. You'll just stir the Norwegian's porridge.

Jake: Got it. The last thing I want to do is to make a scene.

by benlulz January 23, 2021