porridger

Definition: A graceless try-hard

Example: Look at him running around with his elbows out. He's a right porridger!

by Pikkapowa August 5, 2016

Porridge

Porridge is a tasty snack that you can eat anyplace anywhere anytime.

Have you had porridge yet? It's such a good snack!

by SamTheWisest October 26, 2018

Chutney porridge

Salty indian sauce that you can dip your dossa or toes inside

Bro i love dipping my toes in chutney porridge

by Figusmethat April 12, 2023

Evil Porridge

Evil porridge refers to the most evil thing in existence. (This means the complete opposite of good) and basically hell.

"That party sucked it literally evil porridge"

by TheCrookedMan76 March 3, 2025

Creamy Porridge

When you get fucked so hard in the pussy that chunky white lumps of cum ex cremates from the vagina

"fuck you darling you made my cunt into a creamy porridge"

by fuckmetillibleed March 2, 2017

piper porridge

The want to consentually devour your partner(s) in a sexually and sensually delightful way. Oats may or may not be used in the process, but it will always end with two people living in a separate realities to one of the people in their lives that they find irreplaceable.

I want to eat them like a bowl of Piper porridge for the whole weeekend. I might even spice it up with some rhubarb this time round.

by Trash Hair April 22, 2018

Porridge

A person from the millennial generation.

Porridge, please
Porridge, spok

by maxami4 December 18, 2023