porn

my fave thing in the whole wide world

hmm - ill go on porn today coz i love it

by feelymcfeel December 1, 2002

Porn

That’s some bullshit u know damn well what porn is, mothafucker u was probably watching it and u were like “huh, I wonder what it says in the urban dictionary” still with dick in hand, u look it up, headass

Innocent kid : guys what’s pornography ?
Literally everyone : shut the fuck up, ur like the rest of us

by OH SHIT, thats my cum sock ! November 7, 2019

Porn

N. The stuff that makes up life. Comes in many different forms and is everywhere you look. The world could always use more, especially America's youth.

"Well, I'm done looking at my porn. I'm going to go read the bible."

"This porn page is awesome, where else can you find short, fat, black, migits, being fucked up the ass by a horse?"

by Mike September 7, 2004

Porn

The reason so many men today have one arm that is significantly larger than the other.

Porn is a huge time suck and work out, for one arm.

by yo928 September 15, 2010

Porn

Porn is exaggerated sex education or "hyperbole sex education" for virgins and people who don't get laid.

Dear Timothy, people dont moan or act like that during sex...It's only like that in porn.

by Igotadigbick96 June 25, 2019

Porn

A depiction of sexual activity or sexually explicit pictures. Only watched by losers. It sets a high expectation for the geek behind the screen despite not being able to attract a half-decent girl. Addicts also claim that porn addiction isn't real or pretend it's normal which are both wrong.

Porn is bad.

by A4775 December 8, 2020

Porn

Watching a fidget spinner spin while you ride a hover board and vape

Wow look at him he is doing porn and he is good at it

by Vaper1000 July 7, 2017