Swedish Poptart

n: The act of a man inserting only his testicles into a woman's vagina; The act of intercourse using only a man's testes and the birth canal.

Sam: "Yo dude, how was Sally last night?"
Matt: "I was too good to her."
Sam: "Why?"
Matt: "I gave her a Swedish Poptart."

by buttchuggsonbuttchuggs December 6, 2013

Poptart

New York drugs.

“Yo homeboy get me some poptarts.”

by BAnd20 April 10, 2021

Poptart

To tan only the front side of your body for pictures

Are you gonna lay out today?
Yeah, just poptarting though?

by Kate waters May 2, 2020

Poptart

When your getting fucked and the white creamy spermies land on your stomach when he pulls out frosting you up like a morning poptart

“Turn me into a poptart daddy!!!”

by Birdflys123 January 24, 2018

poptart

my religion

I will eternally bow down to thy almighty poptart

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 12, 2020

poptart ass niggas

Poptart ass niggas refers to a lightskin, mixed-breed, jellybean, who is too pussy to do anything.

"Hey, look! They some poptart ass niggas!" - Huncho Da Demon

by Huncho and Mon$tr February 7, 2019

Poptart

A simpleminded woman who lacks common sense. Based on the "Poptart" pastry which is extremely plain and basic.

Philippe: "It's a small company and I work in different departments. I wear many hats."

Sara: "They let you wear hats in the office!?"

Philippe: "No they don't, Poptart."

by Cisco1424 December 17, 2013