poptart

a slang word for e tard created by D.A.T

"Kay has turned into a DAMN poptart"

by d.a.t April 7, 2008

POPTARTS

So Poptarts are the best snack you could ever have!!! Sorry, the chocolate Poptarts are all for me, SoOoOoOoOoOo.....

Hayley: MEH POPTARTS, GIMME GIMME GIMME
Besties: ok ok here have them
Hayley: chill out, y'all can have done too
Besties: thx hazel

by Poptart_loving_sweety March 28, 2019

Nebraska PopTart

When you put your pecker in the toaster to warm it up for your old lady.

Oh just you wait babe, you're gonna love this Nebraska PopTart!

by Bob The Bus Driver June 28, 2022

Poptart

Someone who is sweet and nice on the outside and slimy and dirty on the inside.

She is such a poptart.
I don't know why Jessica was acting like a poptart to me Saturday night

by Urbanduchess April 20, 2016

Poptart

A good looking younger man under the age of 25 usually found out and about at he local bars and clubs and of course the gym.

Poptarts... they are made for fun!!!

Oh he is just a "poptart!"

That place was just full of Poptarts

by dmi443 October 28, 2011

Poptart

You deserve mr puff cheeks to attack you

U poptart

by Poptarts-yes June 19, 2022

Poptart

New York drugs.

“Yo homeboy get me some poptarts.”

by BAnd20 April 10, 2021