poocus

a mixture of poop and mucus, usually present during a blundee.

oh man, lick that poocus!

by blundeee August 6, 2008

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poofus

infantile slang for a female's nether regions

Sally's got an itchy poofus, i think she's got a yeast infection, cause she just keeps scratchin.

by poofus eater September 11, 2010

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poocumber

A crap so big it looks like a cucumber. Doesn't necessarily have to be green.

I just took the biggest dump in your mom's bathroom, man. We're talking one poocumber after another!

by dpaulbarrett1 January 6, 2010

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poofume

anything one grabs for in a guest's bathroom to cover up the lingering small after taking a surprise dump.

After dropping a deuce and not wanting to be found out, she reached for anything with a spray nozzle to act as a poofume to cover up the smell.

by tamtamcracker April 29, 2011

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When you've taken too much pain medicine and your doing someone doggy style your cocks numb and you go so hard and fast that you don't realize you've slipped out of her gash and into her ass. By then you've screwed so violently that you turn her terds into puree. At this moment the smell of shit rises and alerts you to the fact. You look down and there is shit everywhere.

When Dave took Vicodin and fucked The Titty from behind. His cock was so numb he didn't feel it when he slipped from her gash to her ass. He went so hard so fast too long and Dave replied "I smell shit" she replied "I smell it too. He looks down and her head was crammed under the edge of the sofa. He had a basketball sized poop mark from his chest to his thighs from liquid shit. Hence Poopuree ! Not only is her shit puree but the smell of shit is strong like poperee spices.

by Bretyboy December 2, 2011

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