Poonis

When u pull out after anal, and you got shit on your dick, and you can’t see skin.

Dude, me and this girl had anal last night and I pulled out with a mega Poonis.

by Schlongosaurus March 2, 2020

Poonis

Pussy + penis

Kyle: you’re such a poonis

Chad: whats that?

Kyle: penis + pussy you’re a man pussy

by Man with aid May 13, 2020

Poonicker

A person who believes everything he hears about the coronavirus, going as far as saying things like "We're all gonna die!".

Essentially a huge germaphobe, antisocial, anxiety-inducing guy who watches CNN. Not a fun guy to be around.

(If he will even let you be near him)

Named after the Doomer series of how 4chan names things.

Over the internet
Poonicker: There are 3687876 confirmed cases in my state! STOCK UP ON SUPPLIES NOW!!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!

Guy: Fuck sakes dude you're such a poonicker.

by deezy_one April 5, 2020

Poonis

like a penis but poops

Person1 :hey man look at him he's got a poonis
Person2 :YOOOO

by sexibatka April 17, 2020

poonite/fortnite

the game that is very trash

this game is boo boo so ass people poo on them selfs and stay there and its is poonite/fortnite

by verified=====jay October 1, 2020

Poonicorn

1. A woman who is hornier for sex than a man. So rare it probably doesn't really exist.

2. A unicorn with a dildo for a horn

That girl from the party wanted to have sex more than me... What a poonicorn...

That poonicorn porn gave me nightmares of being gored by a horse

by Kahnny supanewsome pone December 4, 2020

Poonis

Your large intestine because its like a penis that poos

You say penis and no one bats an eye, but you say poonis and everyone loses there mind

by The Kwaninator January 2, 2021