Politics

A giant waste of time.

Who ever goes crazy over politics is an idiot.

by Colin H. Christ June 30, 2009

Dead Earth Politics

Four subversives turned musicians, turned subversives that are working the system from the backside to bring about a twisted degree of dominance to the global metal scene. Hailing from Texas, these neo-millennial cowboys stir the blood of non-believers and the metal-faithful alike.

the Dead Earth Politics website is www.deadearthpolitics.com !!

by The Last of the Goatmen February 3, 2010

Talking Politics

when you kiss your bosses ass majorly in order to get what you want and where you want! And seeing as politicians have no clue as to what they are talking about, we being the chapsticks do not what exact way to glide the balm to their butts! Therefore we call it Talking Politics!!

You must have been talking politics to get that promotion!

by princessfrmfaraway July 26, 2009

Politics

The art of herding sheep.

Sheep are perfectly fine with being fed the same shit by different farmers. Hence, politics.

by SoulDestroy July 22, 2011

plastic cup politics

When one gets inebriated alone, with no intention of interacting with anyone or anything besides the vessels that once carried the consumed alcohol.

"I think John is becoming an alcoholic, every night is another one filled with plastic cup politics"

by ydassa January 26, 2009

politics

The fastest way to piss off anybody and make enemies.

See Republican vs. Democrat.

by Matt June 25, 2004

dirty politics

The art of guile used by bloodsucking creatures to fool their unsuspecting prey

Polymorphing is often employed in dirty politics

by Dapple Mare June 25, 2016