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Lectern policy

A political policy that can be defined in 3 or 4 words that can fit on the front of the lectern, mostly applicable to the UK where is goes on the front of the No 10 lectern
"stay at home", "stop the boats" or the latest from Starmer "fixing the foundations" all appeared on the lectern at No 10 as the lectern policy
by the canceledone August 31, 2024
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No P Policy

A preference or condition of sexuality that does not include penises and/or specifically excludes penises.
"Girlcock is beautiful and superior, but even so, I have a personal No P Policy."
by aburbandictionary December 9, 2024
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No P Policy

A sexual genital preference that excludes penises
"Trans women are beautiful and girlcock is absolutely superior, but even so, I have a personal No P Policy."
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White policy

A policy that serves as a general prohibition of nudity. Named after Justice White does not include erotic dance or tom foolery such as men pretending with cannons, rockets, or animals.
Not to be confused with Australian immigration discrimination laws.
I think there's a "white policy" in effect, cover that up or use some whiteout.
by WGstyles December 10, 2024
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Supply-side policy

Supply-side policy is a policy for suppliers, probably
by NotDeeja September 8, 2025
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Supply-side policy

Supply-side policy is a policy for suppliers, probably,

there are many benefits to supply-side policies, I just don't know any of them
by NotDeeja September 8, 2025
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Policy Wank

A person that gets off on discussing bureaucratic policy topics and sounding really technical and they might as well be jerking off but instead they get REALLY into policy chats. Also known as the aides to members of parliament and legislature who actually write the policies *and* the speaking points that politicians read off in formal political meetings.

Also related: Political circle jerk.
I don't know if I have it in me to hit the bar after work today I think it'll just be a bunch of policy wanking
by policywank November 7, 2025
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