cream puffer

1. noun one who is a fit less-than-middle-aged white man who is speedwalking
2. verb the act of cream puffing
3. noun a parent that coddles their children into becoming cream puffs

KD: You cream puffer!
LV: Excuse me?

by TheRealCreamPuffer July 14, 2018

Kinky Puffer

A pub experience so bad even a blowjob wouldn’t improve it

I wouldn’t go to that pub, it’s a real Kinky Puffer

by Lurkerspoons August 31, 2018

Chubby Puffer

For the cats a heavy women that likes to eat ass and puff the Salami stick couple a day.

That girl over there is a chubby puffer she loves the meatstick.

by Debbie Dunlap November 24, 2018

panty puffer

Someone who wears giant granny panties and uses them as an umbrella to fly through the air.

Mandee is such a panty puffer, I caught her trying to soar through the air the other day with her large granny panties.

by blackquak May 22, 2019

Petter puffer

A guy who like to suck another guy off

Rick and Mike are Petter puffers for sure.

by [e-mail] December 14, 2019

Quarter puffer

That is a vast majority of the girls in pine county a quarter puff of meth and she is all yours

Bro were are all the quarter puffers I got a bag we can both get one tonight

by Arliss88 February 22, 2021

Cannonball pufferfish

when you have to go to the toilet and after literally 1 millisecond medium-sized shit balls start coming out of your ass like bullets being shot out from a machine gun at insanely fast speed

Last month i had an chronic cannonball pufferfish.

by xX 44100 Xx December 23, 2021