Foot Poodles

Obnoxious furry boots that trendy girls like to tuck their designer jeans into. They can be spotted at a variety of social gatherings in any type of climate, including the desert heat of Arizona.

It's going to be cold tonight. You might want to tuck your leggings into those new foot poodles your parents bought you for the holidays.

by SilentJrod November 22, 2010

Puddle Pirates

Any member of the US Coast Guard. Used because the Coast Guard doesn't operate in deep water; usually close to the shore and in lake and rivers.

Why must you be 6'6'' to join the puddle pirates? If your boat sinks, you can walk to shore.

by mighty mighty SEALtone August 30, 2013

nigga puddle

A nigger puddle is any puddle found containing the remains of a black man having been shot or stabbed. They often are red with blood and usually contain an unidentifiable black man without his wallet or shoes. These puddles are often the results of a drive by or murder by opposing gangs.

I was walking down the street smoking weed, and when I looked down I was hardly startled by the nigga puddle beneath me.

by mysteriousnesss November 5, 2009

logic poodle

n.: circular logic, 2.: a response to an illogical statement presented as fact.

"I think people are more friendly and pleasant when the weather is bad because they have something to talk about together."
"What?! No, that is a total logic poodle. It makes no sense! People are miserable when it is nasty outside."

by lizabethsc January 26, 2010

love puddle

when jizz/semen is "spilt" on the floor

oh man i gotta go and hurry up i left a huge love puddle downstairs lastnight

by kevin barry May 13, 2006

paddleboat

v. Very similar to the term motorboat, but instead of moving one's head side to side, you use one hand on the outside of each boob, alternating pushing them back and forth against one's face while it stays still and making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.

John - "Man, Mary's tits were so nice, I just Paddleboat (ed) the shit out of them!"

by Chops & Stuck July 5, 2007

poodle hat

1. A funky album by Weird Al, who specializes in parody songs.

Has such gems as Couch Potato (based on Eminem's Lose Yourself) and Bob, which is a fantastic song in which every lyric is a palindrome.

2. It could also be defined literally as a hat fashioned out of a poodle, which is a breed of curly haired dog. In this day and age the poodle would probably not be real and the hat would be a faux poodle hat.

1. "Dude! Let's put Poodle Hat on!"

2. "Dude! I've got my poodle hat on!"

by Zelda199 October 8, 2008