plute

Food, or most commonly food that makes you gain weight. Short for Plutiebum

I ate so much plute yesterday, I think I'm becoming a plutiebum!
Who ate my Plute?

by Casey Daiz May 10, 2005

Plute

A term for the male sex organ.

"I need to go empty my plute"

by Chris Hitler October 21, 2004

Plutocracy

Government controlled by the wealthiest members of a society, usually through stealth. Money buys legislators and bureaucrats and is used to dupe voters through movements asserted to be conservative.

Conservative movements using concepts of "retaining our liberties" and "taking back the government" are usually funded by the plutocracy.

by Plutriot January 7, 2013

plutocratic throwback

A person who refuses to accept the 2006 International Astronomical Union guidelines for the definition of a planet, which excludes Pluto.

"Jordan is a plutocratic throwback; she's so old that she thinks there are actually nine planets in our solar system."

by Cehrazad March 31, 2010

Plusterbating

Deficating in one's hand and using it as lubrication to pleasure the male member.

I walked in on my father plusterbating, and the thought and physcial smell of it all made me vomit all over the bathroom.

by hoagy chef October 20, 2010

Pluto

The only planet in our Solar System.
Promoted for being gargantuan compared to the other worthless rocks.

Person 1: Hey, you hear about Pluto's promotion?
Person 2: Yeah, isn't Pluto just the best thing to happen to this universe?

by asspenis7 November 2, 2019

on pluto

your high as hell

“ cardi i’m on pluto”

by onplutobaby February 27, 2020