robert planting

The act of pressing a semi erect penis against someone while wearing tight jeans.

Named after the legendary rock god Robert Plant who was the front man for the band Led Zeppelin. He was know for wearing tight jeans on stage when his penis could frequently be seen bulging down the left pant leg when he would become sexual aroused while making love to the music during another amazing performance.

My friend Robert Planted me when I was kneeling down picking something up. I felt his semi erect bulging cock press right against my fat bald head. (Robert Planting)

by Roberto Planto September 28, 2014

Plankin

The art of lying facedown in unusual public places & photgraphing it. The game is judged on creativity & difficulty.

Steve: I saw some crazy kids laying down on the top of my car while his friends took pictures.
Bobby: Man, chill out. They were just plankin.

by adorkable_rhi19 June 29, 2011

planting seeds

when a man talks to a bunch of girls letting them all know he likes them but doesnt get to deep so he can keep his options open.

dude"hey what where you talking to ashley about?

dude # 2" just planting seeds"

by sebastan vrontisis February 16, 2009

family planning

v., tr.

Fraudulently joining up with friends on a "family plan" offered by a cell phone service provider.

"Hey man, you have to ditch that terrible phone. It takes ten minutes for you to text me."
"You're right. I've been thinking about jumping ship and family planning it with a friend."

by Moggraider August 20, 2009

planting seeds

the act of severely flirting with or dropping suggestive hints on a girl while she has a boyfriend so you can "cultivate" her after they break up

person 1: you see me planting seeds on that chick
person 2: PF 20's gonna kill you

by Ryan Bottary May 22, 2006

planting tulips

the act of kissing or performing a kiss like action to another person
(i.e. usually oral sex)

I've heard she's great at planting tulips.

by killer September 16, 2003

plinking

A term for the electronic sound a smartphone makes when a text comes in.

Is that your phone plinking - or mine?

by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2020