by Smartestdumbass February 07, 2019
to lay face down flat with nose on ground and arms by your side to resemble a plank of wood. Not to be confused with a suprised planker or an hopeful homo planker. Extreme planking is the performance of planking in a dangerous or illegal place i.e on a police car or sign or high ledge.
To perform a suprised planker simply sneak up on a planking person and jam/stick any number of fingers into their asshole.
A hopeful homo planker is one who planks in the hope of becoming a surpised planker i.e lays down to plank well knowing and hoping to have fingers pushed against their asshole.
To perform a suprised planker simply sneak up on a planking person and jam/stick any number of fingers into their asshole.
A hopeful homo planker is one who planks in the hope of becoming a surpised planker i.e lays down to plank well knowing and hoping to have fingers pushed against their asshole.
Guy 1; why is that guy lying face down
Guy 2; he is performing the art of planking
example 2;
Guy1; man that guy is lying on a police car
Guy2; yea he an extreme planker
Guy 2; he is performing the art of planking
example 2;
Guy1; man that guy is lying on a police car
Guy2; yea he an extreme planker
by aidanb77 May 21, 2011
Intended as an insult, used to describe a person who might be slightly stupid/dim. Irish slang for 'moron'
Person1: Hi... This... is... my... first... time...in... Japan... How... are... you... all...?
Person2: Ya plank, most of the people here speak English!
Person2: Ya plank, most of the people here speak English!
by SlashWraith March 15, 2009
The action of lying face-down, with you arms on your sides, in an obscure public place; usually a picture is taken. Made popular in Australia in 2011.
by Lionel Johnson III May 22, 2011
The seemingly harmless trend of lying face down, perfectly stiff, on various structures and ojects, esp. in public. Also known as the 'Lying Down Game".
by Karsciyin May 20, 2011
by shiny-head, but not bald September 05, 2003
Ugly. Specifically having an ugly face, usually with a serviceable body. From "hit in the face with a plank."
by FazedNB October 01, 2006