Plank

Can be a derogatory term used to describe the skin colour of someone who's skinn resembles the colour of wood. Is also used to call people stupid/dumb.

You boys are planks.

by Lazerxvenom September 13, 2018

planking

to lay face down flat with nose on ground and arms by your side to resemble a plank of wood. Not to be confused with a suprised planker or an hopeful homo planker. Extreme planking is the performance of planking in a dangerous or illegal place i.e on a police car or sign or high ledge.

To perform a suprised planker simply sneak up on a planking person and jam/stick any number of fingers into their asshole.
A hopeful homo planker is one who planks in the hope of becoming a surpised planker i.e lays down to plank well knowing and hoping to have fingers pushed against their asshole.

Guy 1; why is that guy lying face down
Guy 2; he is performing the art of planking

example 2;
Guy1; man that guy is lying on a police car
Guy2; yea he an extreme planker

by aidanb77 June 19, 2011

Plank

Intended as an insult, used to describe a person who might be slightly stupid/dim. Irish slang for 'moron'

Person1: Hi... This... is... my... first... time...in... Japan... How... are... you... all...?
Person2: Ya plank, most of the people here speak English!

by SlashWraith March 15, 2009

planking

The action of lying face-down, with you arms on your sides, in an obscure public place; usually a picture is taken. Made popular in Australia in 2011.

Have you seen the picture of Josh planking the train tracks last night?

by Lionel Johnson III July 13, 2011

planking

The seemingly harmless trend of lying face down, perfectly stiff, on various structures and ojects, esp. in public. Also known as the 'Lying Down Game".

I was walking through the park when I saw someone planking on the roundabout.

by Karsciyin June 14, 2011

plank

idiot person, like some people i wont mention, like Ben, like i said, i wont mention them...

Ben... yep thats about it

by shiny-head, but not bald September 5, 2003

planked

Ugly. Specifically having an ugly face, usually with a serviceable body. From "hit in the face with a plank."

I can't believe I went home with Mia last night. I am really ashamed because the bitch is planked.

by FazedNB October 2, 2006