Pink Flannel Wife

A boring mousy woman who is inexplicably married to a sexy attractive man way out of her league.

A Pink Flannel Wife also has no sex drive and thinks that withholding sex from her much better looking spouse will keep him from straying.

See Marissa Tasker on All My Children, the original Pink Flannel Wife

He will soon tire of his pink flannel wife and go find a real woman.

by troysareus February 19, 2011

pink pony e-mail

An e-mail intended to embarrass the sender, sent without senders knowledge or approval - sometimes referencing how much the sender likes pink ponies.
Usually done when someone leaves a computer unattended and unlocked, enabling anyone to do things on behalf of the logged in user.
Other variations involve changing settings and making minor changes on the computer to could be noticed immediately or much later.

Dane left his computer unlocked so I sent a pink pony e-mail from his account to everyone in his contact list saying he would buy them lunch.

I totally pink ponied Jerehmiah by changing his desktop background.

by LowAmmo July 13, 2012

Pink Wookie

When you motorboat a vagina. Get your face deep in there and aarrgahahgrhh (Wookie roar)!

Dat pussy was so bomb I gave it the ol’ pink Wookie.

by Chris Rodgers March 31, 2019

Pink Martini

1. A cosmopolitan, or a Vodka Martini made with cranberry juice.
2. A pussy juice cocktail, made with Vodka and coochberry juice.

I would like to give you a pink martini.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 14, 2019

Pink Rap

Feminism Rap

Sara: what kind of music you like?

Emma: i listen to pink rappers like ashnikko and mulatto

by elahe April 13, 2021

Stanley pines

A man who commits tax regularly and his ex wife’s aim is getting better and he loves his family

Stanley pines is the better brother

by Michael Jackdaughter November 25, 2021

Stay in the pink

In the pink is an informal expression meaning the peak of health or an optimal state. It is often used to wish someone good health

Person1: I have to go. Bye

Person2: Stay in the pink!

by Cute girl<3 February 26, 2023