Picking the nits

1. A nit picker to the nth degree and a royal pain in the ass.

2. Someone who is looking to start trouble or cause a commotion.

3. A person who concentrated on inconsequential details.

Hey Neil, stop picking the nits and pass the mozzarella. “I’m not picking the nits, I’m just saying the mozzarella is a little tough!”

by His lordship and mr handsome May 4, 2021

De-Picking

The act of somone picking their underwear from the crack of their butt.

I am de-picking the hell out of this underwear because it has been killing me all day.

by PR PWR November 17, 2006

Dick-pining

Basically the traditional roles of man chasing woman and woman being pursued is switched. And she is after your dick hence dick-pining.

Guy 1: "Dude butterface is keeps dick-pining me and I don't know how to deal with it."
Guy 2: "Well you can either use her or lose her ... or both."

by goin' hoggin December 6, 2010

dimp picking

Picking up the remains of cigarettes which have been dropped either on the floor or in a bin

"Dude that hobo is dimp picking over there"

by Leyther July 3, 2016

Cherry picking gloves

Make targets easier to achieve.

He's smashed the target, thanks to those cherry picking gloves

by Braveheart 16.5% February 11, 2017

bobby pinning

when you flatten out a bobby pin and stick half of it in one penis and the other half in the other penis and the goal of the game is to ejaculate harder than your opponent shooting the bobby pin down his urethra

I cant piss because i lost a game of bobby pinning

by microbigboi August 16, 2018

Berry Picking

Code for banging outdoors.

"Yeah man me and my girl went Berry Picking if you know what I mean"

by Flarpcop July 29, 2019