phone bill

what the telephone company charges you for making telephone calls

Last night I fell asleep during sex and woke up two hours later with a $700 phone bill.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

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Trap Phone

a phone for when your parents take away your actual phone. this is usually an older phone that your parents forgot that you had and you cannot call or text becuase it is out of service. you can pretty much only use it when there is wifi, but nowadays people use that more than calling or texting.

"aw man i heard your mom took your phone"
"yeah, but i got a trap phone so its cool"

by Truthful butch December 4, 2016

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cell phone

A device for communicating with others needlessly. Day in. Day out. Whenever. Wherever. Good for holding up lines in stores, traffic, etc. Also the latest technology found in ghettos-overtaking the more common "boom box".

Typical cell phone conversation: Hey, where you at? I'm over here. Oh. What? I dunno. I'll be there in 5 seconds....oh wait I can see you! Hey! Whats up? Wait...let me call you back. Why? Huh? Can you here me? Guess what? My phone bill was only $90 this month. Etc.....

by Hooper January 24, 2004

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phone etiquette

Responding to text messages and phone calls in a reasonable manner.

It annoys Noor when people don't have proper phone etiquette.

by joejoejoejoetorious March 23, 2008

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whore phone

A cheap phone that you only give the number to whores, so that they don't bother you on your regular phone.

Hey, that looks like a candidate for my whore phone!

by Kate the Great 127 December 16, 2008

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Phone Lag

The amount of EXTRA time that disappears into the ether at a red-to-green light or the ADDITIONAL time shit-canned while moving forward in any line, primarily due to those obliviously lost starring into their phone.

Boss- You seem to be later than usual this morning?
You- Yea, left 15 mins early, but I experienced some serious Phone Lag during my commute, it's getting impossible to pre-determine these days.

You at Wally-Mart; ( standing with a puzzling look)

Your friend: You better get in line, what are are you waiting for?

You: I'm trying to calculate the Phone Lag we're about to experience either behind the shopping moms or the pack of Millennials???

by TheeKoJak September 20, 2016

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