Facebook-a-phile

A person who stalks underaged boys or girls exclusively through Facebook.

You know Mike? Total Facebook-a-phile. Has nothing but underaged girls on his friends list.

by JohnQDom August 20, 2011

pet-o-phile

people who have sex with their pets

someone who rapes their cat or dog etc. is a pet-o-phile

by kill pedaphiles December 8, 2003

front facing phineas

the saviour we all need.

Person 1, and intellectual: FRONT FACING PHINEAS WILL SAVE US
Person 2: who tf is that??
Person 1: sTORY TiME

by begone, bigot thot January 23, 2018

Phife

To play with your toes.

Hey man I phifed with my toes in the bathroom.

by Toe Man Likes Toes November 16, 2019

Phivan Nguyen

An Asian boy, Half Vietnamese and Chinese.

Gets caught masterbating all the time by family members, usually cousins.

Tries to break dance but results in failure.

Has strong sexual attraction to black men above his age.
In love with his hand.

Phivan's are known to be terrible at math and can not count pass the number 4.

Me:Omg, did you see that!

Guy: Yeah.
Me: Holyshit what was that thing!
Guy: A Phivan Nguyen.
Me: It's penis, so tiny.!!

by ThatPhinoyChick January 7, 2012

Pive

A different way to live or living differently

I'm going to pive

by AvoK April 14, 2018

Phineas Assfuck

A worthless, stupid, stubborn human being of the Protestant Evangelical or KJV fundamentalist variety. His head is so far up his own ass he doesn't realize how blind and moronic he is. Usually an online troll.

I'd love to debate the finer points of theology with you but you're being a little trolling Phineas Assfuck.

There's Phineas again, being the whiny Assfuck that he is.

by I mean, yeah November 2, 2018