PhD

Push Here Dummy

Make it super simple to operate, these guys have PhDs. You know, "push here dummy."

by Soupersonic May 14, 2021

PhD

Pretty Hard Dick

Friend: “Why are you dating him?”
Me: “Oh, he has a PhD.”

by PhDboi June 14, 2018

PhD

PhD stands for permanently halfway done because producing original research and then defending it is not as easy as you think. Unless you’re going to law school and want to do this degree along with your law degree, DO NOT do a PhD if you don’t already have a career.

Person 1: Im doing my PhD.
Person 2: Oh, so are you a published author yet?
Person 1: *Immediately dies from a brain aneurysm*

by InvisibleRevolutionary June 2, 2024

PHD

Pump Hump and Dump.
A guido or muscle heads philosophy of life. You hit the gym for the Pump, use your gains to find a girl to Hump, and when she gets feeling you give her a Dump.

What's your philosophy on life?
Me? well it's PHD

by bigspence June 28, 2021

PHD

Post Hamilton Depression: Feeling depressed or upset after watching/listening to Hamilton

I've got such a bad case of PHD today

by AMessageFromTheKing March 6, 2018

PHD

You’re pussy handling degree! You can handle any pussy, anytime, anywhere!
PHd

Guy: I have my PhD!
Girl: what’s a PhD?
Guy: my pussy handling degree!

Girl: How’d you earn that?

Guy: Not in school, I could tell you that!

by Jujubu November 24, 2017

PHD

pERMANENT hEAD dAMAGE

A guy with PHD.

by grass easy fly October 20, 2008