The Richard L. Odiorne Memorial Parking Space

The best parking space in the entire parking lot, typically characterized by being closest to the entrance of the associated building; prized for its rarity.

We showed up at Kroger around 5:00 am, and since the only people awake at that hour are stoned teenagers in need of some vanilla wafers and kettle cooked potato chips (but surely not Saltines), The Richard L. Odiorne Memorial Parking Space was just screaming our names.

by taodiorne March 15, 2009

parking lot pimping

Popular among young clubbers. Usually after a club party ends young people, esp. males, will stand in the parking lot with their boys or next to their Mercedes Benz that they rented from Rent-A-Car and need to return by noon of the next day, in order to look for females to exchange numbers with or take home for sexual purposes. For females, parking lot pimping involves them using their looks to attract men, lowering their blouses so more cleavage can show and hiking up their skirts, or going to the guys with the best looking car just so she can sit in the passenger seat and look at all the interior features of his car (the features may be a built-in TV and some other crap with monetary value that exceeds the car note) so she can determine whether to take him home for a one-nights stand or give him oral sex.

In other words: losers.

See rap video.

Tyjuan and his boys got bored with the party and decided to go parking lot pimping. They found a group of girls dressed in Forever 21 halter tops and stilleto heels, with excessive amounts of weave in their head and pounds of MAC makeup on their faces. When Tyjuan showed them his (father's) Mercedes Benz, they got wet between their legs. Later into the night, the girls went home with Tyjuan and his boys -- and the night ended in a wild orgy!

Six months later.

Tyjuan tested positive for HIV.

by twistedbabydoll August 22, 2007

Turd Peeking

In a public restroom, when someone looks through the side of the door in order to find out whether there is someone dropping a turd or not.

The person inside the stall usually makes eye contact with the peeker and then everyone feels awkward.

guy 1 tries to open the door

guy 2 im in here!

guy 1 peeks through the side of the door to make sure there is really someone there.

guy 2 hey stop turd peeking

AWKWARD!!

by UrbanDictionatian May 3, 2009

Peaking

The time at which an ingested substance is at its highest possible concentration in the bloodstream. Used colloquially in the context of recreational drugs, most commonly psychedelics. When peaking, a psychedelic trip is usually at its most intense/powerful. The nature and duration of a peak varies by drug, user, and mindset at the time of tripping. Contrary to what some may say, it is not a term specific to any one particular drug.

Tripper A: "Dude... I..."
Tripper B: "What, man?"
Tripper A: "I'm... it's... lattitude."
Tripper B: "He's peaking hard."

by sno0ks December 3, 2011

Peeking in the closet

When a straight person tests out being gay to see what its like.

I caught Jill peeking in the closet with Katie at the kegger last night!

by InventiveAt8AM July 18, 2009

Perrin

Perrin is a cute soft boy. He doesn’t hate and only spreads love. He is a bit of a geek but all his friends love him for it. He loves space and really loves Star Wars. Perrin is a great lovable person. If you have a Perrin love them(cause they are very sensitive) don’t take him for granted, cause without him you will be lost. He is again a great ass friend. ♥️

Person: “yo you met that really cool guy?”
Person 2 : “oh you mean Perrin?”

by Ilikeeggssss June 3, 2019

vip parking

The act of parking your fatass Hummer (or other fatass vehicles) in two parking spots simultaneously. VIP parking makes you especially prone to having sugar poured in your gas tank, potatos shoved in your tailpipe, and car keying. By doing this, you have labeled yourself as a complete asshole.

Though his SUV was clearly too large for a "Compact" parking spot, Chuck solved his problem by VIP parking.

by Dead-Recker August 22, 2006