penis stories

Stories that men tell, usually to one another, related to fighting, fucking or working out.

I used to halfway listen to the penis stories being told all day long through my partially open window while I sat working at my desk at the prison.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 11, 2019

Edging a penis

To playfully tease and have fun with a penis during a blowjob.

John was getting head off Veronica and she began edging his cock by rubbing his bellend and John couldn't help but cum. Veronica loves edging a penis

by Your local bible November 20, 2017

Penis mentality

A girl who dates or hooks up like a man.

First person- She can easily have a relationship involving sex but not get attached or any sort of feelings involved.

Second person- I know she has such a penis mentality.

by Prodegius September 29, 2009

penis gravity

An irresistible force that draws women to your penis, or toward any penis, vibrator, or other shaft like object.

Man, my penis gravity was intense last night. All the bitches at the bar were trying to fuck me.

by username90210 September 13, 2011

Penis Alarm Clock

The act of taking your penis and smacking someone until they wake up

" How'd you like the penis alarm clock this morning"

by ConStart September 13, 2016

popov penis

An affliction similar to whiskey dick, experienced only after mass consumption of the bottom shelf vodka known as Popov. In this situation, a man's healthy erection is struck down and remains deader then disco, therefore ruining all potential chances of sexual gratification for the rest of the night. Secondary symptoms include feelings of shame, emasculation, and frustration.

Jon: So what ever happened with you Abbey last night? Did you end up slippin her the old Hebrew National?

Josh: Man, I tried, but...I drank too much vodka and got a bad case of the Popov penis.

Jon. ...rough dogg.

by Jonny Coldwar January 25, 2010

One penis policy aka OPP

In polyamory and open relationships, when a (cis) male feels entitled to all of the women he wants, but demands that his primary not sleep with other men. Hence, a "one penis policy," or OPP.

My husband fucks anyone he wants, but I can't sleep with other men because of his fucking insecure One penis policy aka OPP

by @ExcellentSmell December 25, 2021