When Percy from vox machina rails the shit out of your ass so you lay a dragons egg and give birth to a fish
by Bussy licker March 7, 2022

He who is very wonderful, the bestfriend you will ever get, a very intelligent man both street smart and book smart he surely loves money. Lie to him once and there he goes. Never begs for anything sometimes may even seem perfect but finds it really hard to express how he feels. Has too much pride, it sometimes gets in the way of his relationships, he loses people he loves just because he couldn't get over his pride and say what he feels but overall an amazing man with a very big smile.
He is such a Percy
by anonymous November 22, 2021

I'm having a shit week at work, might take me a percie and go play golf or see a matinee.
Yo dog, I bought some lotto tickets for the group pool, but I also got a couple percies. If these hit, I ain't sharin' with the group.
Yo dog, I bought some lotto tickets for the group pool, but I also got a couple percies. If these hit, I ain't sharin' with the group.
by Percie Jones July 20, 2023

by Claire Starwards February 15, 2021

An incredible man who can make you laugh with his stupid jokes usually relating to “ur mom” or “DEEZ NUTS”. Has an entirely understandable obsession with pop tarts, and has and excellent vibe checking process. He is very agreeable supportive and one of, *the best friend I’ve ever had. Ly Percy💜💅🏼 keep slaying
Person 1: “Percy ate all of my pop tarts, so now a rest pop-tart-less.”
Person 2: “ Really? Percy ate all mine to”
Person 2: “ Really? Percy ate all mine to”
by Stan Percy and BTS💜 November 15, 2022

An incredible man who can make you laugh with his stupid jokes usually relating to “ur mom” or “DEEZ NUTS”. Has an entirely understandable obsession with pop tarts, and has and excellent vibe checking process. He is very agreeable supportive and one of, *the best friend I’ve ever had. Ly Percy💜💅🏼 keep slaying
Person 1: “Percy ate all of my pop tarts, so now a rest pop-tart-less.”
Person 2: “ Really? Percy ate all mine to”
Person 2: “ Really? Percy ate all mine to”
by Stan Percy and BTS💜 November 15, 2022
