butter the popcorn

While at the movies, you take a tub of popcorn and make a hole at the bottom. Then you stick your dick through it and while watching the movie, your date sticks her hand in it as if to grab popcorn. This will look that way to the movie-goers around you. In reality, she jerks you off inside the tub until you cum all over the popcorn and then she eats it. Hence: butter the popcorn.

Sean: "I'm taking Melissa to the movies tonight. You know how easy she is, so I know we are going to butter the popcorn. I'll text you tomorrow and tell you all about it in complete detail. I'll even save you some of the popcorn."

Matt: "Dude, isn't that kind of gay?"

Sean: "Hey, I won't tell if you don't."

by R.U. Sirius September 25, 2008

Burnt Popcorn Fart

Similar to overcooking a bag of microwave popcorn; it's a fart that smells so bad that there is no way you can hide it. It fills a room and never seems to go away.

May leave burn marks in your pants.

Quick honey, open a window, I just had a burnt popcorn fart rip through my shorts!

by haroldramis September 15, 2009

Buttery Popcorn

It is a term that refers to a handjob given in a theatre. Specifically a movie theatre.

For Example: Mark, did u get buttery popcorn in the movies last night?

by Sm33t June 19, 2007

brb getting popcorn

I feel this conversation is going to be entertaining.

Stranger : i've lost a testicle last year, just two months after my parents' death in a car accident, which wasn't that terrible because my dad was actually molesting me when i was little.

You: brb getting popcorn

by valwalt July 16, 2009

Popcorn Ass NIgga

A person that is lame.

"Man, why you listen to that new gig from John B?"
"Yous a ol' popcorn ass nigga!"
"Sam, why you let Leslie beat on you like dat, you popcorn ass nigga?"

by Pimp G March 24, 2008

Popcorn Movie

Movies that are fun to watch without necessarily being particularly good. The sort of film you sit down to watch while eating copious amounts of popcorn and drinking soda by the gallon at the theater.

Often contain a lot of fluff and special-effects, and are generally little more than silly, pure escapism. Which is why they're fun to watch after a long week of dealing with fucktards at work or school.

The 90's and early 2000's were the heyday of popcorn-movies thanks to the development of better special effects and filming techniques that were fun to watch... but often came at the expense of story and serious character development. However, with the growing popularity of "gritty" and "realistic" films (aka, boring-ass Zack Snyder bullshit where everything is filmed in extreme shaky closeup and stories go on about twice as long as they need to), popcorn-movies in the late-2000's through the present no longer contain the fun or wow factor they once had. Now it's just lame, joyless bullshit.

The 1999 version of "The Mummy" is a REAL 'popcorn movie.'

Fucking "Transformers 17: Reign of the Rise of the Revenge of Vengence in 3D" or whatever horseshit is passing for 'popcorn movies' these days is just grating bullshit.

by TaxiFred June 26, 2016

Popcorn

A unit of time around three minutes as defined by the popcorn button on a microwave.

" How long has she been gone?"
" About five popcorns."

by earthenvessel March 6, 2009