Pecan handy

When your girlfriend grabs a handfull of pecans then proceeds to give you a feirce hand job. If she really loves you after you cum she'll eat the semen coated pecans.

Joe: Man my cock hurts!

Mike: Another pecan handy!? Dude, you gotta dump this brawd.

by MC Birdfeeder January 1, 2012

Pecan tart eaters

Derogatory term for Canadians.

Those damned pecan tart eaters and their prime minister!

by dyjsy January 8, 2014

pecan rolling

Where u grab a spot on your nutsack with your thumb and middle finger and roll it back and forth between your fingers to soothe an itch.

I immediately started pecan rolling my nutsack when I got home!

by Nutsweat May 5, 2014

pecan waffle

The art of banking food

He made a pecan waffle of his dinner

by Larbar April 28, 2017

Puchan

A little bitch

Don't Be a Puchan. Suck it up

by H3Nt4I December 20, 2017

Perchanceses

The Percentage Of Your Chances

I think my Perchanceses would’ve risen if I had done something differently...

by JosephTheVa January 3, 2018

pechona

Adj. Spanish slang term describing a woman with large breasts.

“¡Mira esa pechona hermosa!”
“Look at the hot chick with big boobs!”

by lordoftheflame04 February 18, 2018