Used to describe a german tank crew who is unable to activate the neurons to do their job correctly.
General: Did we just stop the invasion because Charlie squad broke their tracks on a twig?
Soldier: It's just the panzer elite.
Soldier: It's just the panzer elite.
by DsHK.50 May 31, 2023
Get the panzer elite mug.In chess circles, a bad chess player. Often, but not always, an opponent who is not only much worse than you, but actively pisses you off with poor sportsmanship, bad manners at the board (or online), or just general dumbassery.
Keep in mind, patzerism is relative. Everyone is a patzer to someone better. A person who casually plays chess is a patzer to even someone with a basic knowledge of tactics. That person is a patzer to a decent club player. The decent club player is a patzer to the club champion. The club champion is a patzer to Alexandra Botez. Alex is a patzer to Levy Rozman. Levy is a patzer to even a mediocre GM. Every other human being alive is a patzer to Magnus Carlsen, and Magnus is a patzer to Stockfish.
Keep in mind, patzerism is relative. Everyone is a patzer to someone better. A person who casually plays chess is a patzer to even someone with a basic knowledge of tactics. That person is a patzer to a decent club player. The decent club player is a patzer to the club champion. The club champion is a patzer to Alexandra Botez. Alex is a patzer to Levy Rozman. Levy is a patzer to even a mediocre GM. Every other human being alive is a patzer to Magnus Carlsen, and Magnus is a patzer to Stockfish.
This patzer got his queen out on move 2, coughed in his hands and then touched my pieces immediately afterward, and then offered me a draw after he hung his queen. What a dumbass.
by q359 July 24, 2023
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Get the panzerfaust mug.A very cool sigma guy who consistently asks what? in a sour tone. A panzera is typically italian and very attractive to women. A panzera enjoys alone time, fishing and studying. Panzeras are oftentimes found in the south part of sweden.
by yuyu787878 November 5, 2024
Get the Panzera mug.A mg 34 machine gun designed for machine gun ports in German WW2 Panzers.
It typically has a shortened stock or remove the stock off the mg 34 and modify it to fit the ports.
These guns are only INSIDE the panzers, outside Germans use the regular mg 34.
It typically has a shortened stock or remove the stock off the mg 34 and modify it to fit the ports.
These guns are only INSIDE the panzers, outside Germans use the regular mg 34.
*Inside the Panzerkampfwagen V ausf G*
Hans: Hey Klaus, there is infantry heading our way!
Klaus: Ja, but I am afraid to use the MG 34 on top of the turret, they might kill me!
Hans: Just use the Panzerlauf, you'll stay safe from infantry fire.
Klaus: Jawohl !
Hans: Hey Klaus, there is infantry heading our way!
Klaus: Ja, but I am afraid to use the MG 34 on top of the turret, they might kill me!
Hans: Just use the Panzerlauf, you'll stay safe from infantry fire.
Klaus: Jawohl !
by Panzercat November 5, 2025
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