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Pause Talkin

When someone pauses for moment after every word as they're talkin.
If. You. Don't. Get. The. Fuck. Outta. Here.

Ooooooh you pissed him off man, you got that nigga pause talkin.
by Gaijin834 April 29, 2020
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Pause Face

When you’re on facetime and you go on “Paused” and the screen freezes you in a weird expression.
When you went on paused it left you with a pause face”
by Georgethedeadmouseifound July 15, 2020
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Pause Button OCD

This is the game given to the habit of some people of pausing TV shows or films mid-flow in order to read text that is displayed on screen.

This phenomenon wasn't very common a couple of decades ago, but the ability to pause a TV show or film and retain crystal clear quality has caused the occurrences of this to rise in number. Often the people pausing the screen will pause in the hopes of learning some extra information about what's going on or maybe see some inside jokes. While sometimes they are right, more often than not the information will add nothing to the experience.

Can be very annoying for people who just want to watch the show.
"At least if she has Pause Button OCD it means you can run to the toilet while she reads it"
by WatcherMark September 23, 2020
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Pause the movie

I'm mad at you right now.. what's your problem.. pause the movie.. we'll talk about it again later
by Brink$ October 31, 2020
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pause button

a pause button is the big bar on your keyboard, and it is used for when someone is talking to you AND YOU FUCKING PAUSE THE SHIT YOU HAVE ON
person- "i gotta tell you something about my day."
tv watcher- "alright, let me pause this movie." ( uses pause button)
person- *tells the about their day*
by yono this sad girl April 8, 2017
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pennsylvania pause

A rolling stop, instead of a complete stop at a stop sign.
Why did you get a ticket? He said I ran the stop sign, I stopped, I don't know what he's talking about. (No she did a pennsylvania pause
by carsgirl January 3, 2017
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No Pause Syndrome

A syndrome whose primary symptom is never hitting the pause button (especially if one is texting while videogaming/watching tv). It is typically acquired through.

1. Excessive online multiplayer gaming.
2. TiVO/DVR deficiency

Effects of this syndrome include

1. Virtual decapitation by zombie teeth.
2. Getting beat to a pulp by Joker's henchmen or Goombas.
3. Missing the most dramatic moment of the Thursday episode of Days of Our Lives.
4. Constantly annoying friends by asking them to find their favorite shows online despite them not being available for public streaming on the TV channel's website yet as they aired less than 48 hours ago (this effect may not occur if the patient is somewhat internet savvy).

A Treatment plan includes:

1. Having others yell at the patient for having the syndrome, while hitting the pause button when needed, if possible.
2. Cancelling the patient's Xbox Live or WoW (World of Warcraft) Subscription.
3. Getting the patient a DVR.
4. Fixing the patient's pause button if it is broken.
5. Cancelling the patient's cell service so they'll stop wasting their lives texting, while wasting their lives watching TV or playing video games...
My brother has a horrible case of No Pause Syndrome from playing too much Borderlands. I can't count how many times I've seem him get turned into swiss cheese while playing games due to that.

My friends are constantly missing parts of episodes of Jersey Shore as they don't have a DVR. I'm sick of them asking me to find them their shows on veevr and what not.
by Jsybird July 13, 2013
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