Parber is an extremely rare last name.Families or people with this last name are better than anyone else by all comparisons.
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Don't mistakenly pity knocked-up teenage girls and mourn their "ruined chances at an amazing future". 10 times out of 10 teenage mothers are white trash or ghetto scum that were conceived as a result of their own mother's reckless sexcapades at age 16. The paramount of their life would have been a manager's position at Burger King. Now they'll never even accomplish that.
They will claim they used birth control every time prior to contracting pregnancy, but this is usually referring to a Catholic practice their Mexican boyfriend told them about that is known as the rhythm method. They are underage and poor so it is understandable that they did not have a car to drive to the free clinic and get condoms. However, it is ludicrous that these girls actually go through with the pregnancy as an abortion is easily conducted at home with a rusty wire coathanger.
The offspring of a teen parent is a bastard. In today's society this term is not spoken to the teen parent's face, but is still widely accepted for use behind their back.
You will never hear a plural form of this phrase, i.e. teen "parents".
Don't mistakenly pity knocked-up teenage girls and mourn their "ruined chances at an amazing future". 10 times out of 10 teenage mothers are white trash or ghetto scum that were conceived as a result of their own mother's reckless sexcapades at age 16. The paramount of their life would have been a manager's position at Burger King. Now they'll never even accomplish that.
They will claim they used birth control every time prior to contracting pregnancy, but this is usually referring to a Catholic practice their Mexican boyfriend told them about that is known as the rhythm method. They are underage and poor so it is understandable that they did not have a car to drive to the free clinic and get condoms. However, it is ludicrous that these girls actually go through with the pregnancy as an abortion is easily conducted at home with a rusty wire coathanger.
The offspring of a teen parent is a bastard. In today's society this term is not spoken to the teen parent's face, but is still widely accepted for use behind their back.
You will never hear a plural form of this phrase, i.e. teen "parents".
Preggers: My grandma keeps getting on my case because I'm going to be a teen parent!
Jill: It's not too late to drive a knife into your gut and cut my taxes by 20%.
Preggers: I get everything I need free from a Christian pro-life foundation.
Jill: I work 40 hrs a week and starve to death paying for my rent and the for needs of your fat ass and your nasty little bastard.
Jill: It's not too late to drive a knife into your gut and cut my taxes by 20%.
Preggers: I get everything I need free from a Christian pro-life foundation.
Jill: I work 40 hrs a week and starve to death paying for my rent and the for needs of your fat ass and your nasty little bastard.
by Bobolobo March 31, 2009
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Get the lawnmower parent mug.(1) normally 2 people who fuck and end up having a child they do not want and wish to make the lives miserable of becuz they are pissed they no longger have feedom.
(2) The ones who say they want the best for and tell you they want you to make your own decisions for your life, but when you do they get pissed and ground you and take everything away becuz you didn't take their advice or they are just fuckin jealous assholes, becuz you have more then they had when they were kids!
(2) The ones who say they want the best for and tell you they want you to make your own decisions for your life, but when you do they get pissed and ground you and take everything away becuz you didn't take their advice or they are just fuckin jealous assholes, becuz you have more then they had when they were kids!
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Get the pareidolia mug.1)A parent that punishes their children for masturbating.
2)Parents that circumsize their children to keep them from getting sexual pleasure.
3)Parents that put on a chastity belt or any other device to prevent masturbation in their children.
4)Parents who think their children should not get sexual pleasure, even when they had to do it sometime themselves.
5)Parents that swear, but do not let their children do it.
2)Parents that circumsize their children to keep them from getting sexual pleasure.
3)Parents that put on a chastity belt or any other device to prevent masturbation in their children.
4)Parents who think their children should not get sexual pleasure, even when they had to do it sometime themselves.
5)Parents that swear, but do not let their children do it.
1)AAAAAHHHHH!!!! YOU DIRTY COW!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE DOING THAT! SINNER! YOU ARE PUNISHED FROM MYSPACE FOR A MONTH!
2)Before birth Ok, so we should circumsize our children, only dirty people get sexual pleasure.
3)Errrr, i'm kind of worried our child is masturbating. Let's put a chastity belt on him, just in case.
4 and 5)While getting pregnant AHHHH!!! That feels so good! So shitting good! (when child becomes 11) Ok, now remember saying bad words is bad, and sex is very bad, never do it.
Child: sigh... stupid parents
2)Before birth Ok, so we should circumsize our children, only dirty people get sexual pleasure.
3)Errrr, i'm kind of worried our child is masturbating. Let's put a chastity belt on him, just in case.
4 and 5)While getting pregnant AHHHH!!! That feels so good! So shitting good! (when child becomes 11) Ok, now remember saying bad words is bad, and sex is very bad, never do it.
Child: sigh... stupid parents
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