Paralytic Possum

The ultimate female sub. The subbiest of all subby female subs. Extremely submissive woman.

A submissive woman isn’t enough for me, I need a paralytic possum.

by Bhigdon November 29, 2021

PAPralysis

When Singaporeans and permanent residents often feel powerless or helpless how to improve their standard of living in the midst of a rising cost of living, and with most local and foreign companies unspokenly preferring to recruit foreign rather than local talents, because they are a cheaper and submissive source of labor—locals and PRs feel that the half-century-old ruling party is quasi-clueless how to help them.

Is PAPralysis a bona fide word for Scrabble?

by Numerati March 26, 2025

Panalysis

Panalysis ("Pee-nal-i-sis") - A portmanteau formed by combining a variety of words starting with "p" with the word "analysis". Most commonly used by small children who want to sneakily use a "bad" word, as the pronunciation differs from how it may initially appear, and expresses a form of disgust or distaste of the subject. Can be used in reference to a variety of "p" words such as but not limited to:
"Penis"
"Poop"
"Pee"
"Potty"

Alternatively, can be used to mock a writer or singer for poor or seemingly forced use of alliteration in attempt to sound sophisticated.

"I spent a really long, hard time last night on this huge essay panalysis for homework."
"This guy really just rhymed 'poop paralysis panalysis' and put a 'p' in front of 'analysis'."

by htimsycrad January 30, 2026

Pawralysis

A word invented by a Youtuber, Krist. The state of being so comfortable because your dog is cuddled up with you.

I got pawralysis so I didn’t get out of bed until 11:30AM today.

by Dognalysis August 29, 2025

Paralyric

The musical equivalent of a paraphrase. Although usually used for parody purposes, paralyrics can also be used to illustrate a point or to re-create a love song for that special someone. Pronounced pa-ra-le-rik.

"they see me all white n' nerdy" or a paralyric from any other Weird Al Yankovic song.

by Tehinformant November 3, 2011

paralytic ileus

A condition where poop can not exit the intestines and has to come out the other way. (pooping out of the mouth)

Cris- hey, my intestines hurt, maybe i have para... *SHIT MOUTH CANNON*

Zach-holy shit (literally!) you pooped outa yo mouth sun!

Cris- yeah i must ha... WABABATHROWUPPOOPWABABA... have paralytic ileus

by Mista God January 1, 2012

paralystuffis

When you're stuck because you want to get rid of stuff that is too nice/expensive to just throw away, but is missing one small part (like a Batcave playset that's missing the Batman figurine), so you feel too guilty to donate it.

I tried to clean out the kids' rooms, but got hit with a bad case of paralystuffis.

by RicoDetroit April 14, 2014