pickle parade

1. Pickle Parade is an abnormally large gathering of gay males.

2. A large group of gay males that seem to meet at a location after a function or group event.

3. When a large gathering of gay males meet and overun a non-gay location such as a restaraunt or coffe shop.
1. Dude, lets go up to starbucks and get some coffee. No way, its an effin pickle parade up there on saturday mornings.

2. We were just drinking beers at the bar and the local jazzercise class must have let out because the place was suddenly packed with a pickle parade.
by velvetmidget November 05, 2013
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Puke Parade

When some dumbass drinks too much at the party and pukes all over your house
"Damn, that kid went on a puke parade last night, and my house is now the same color as the jungle juice."
by BigBallsBert February 04, 2010
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goat parade

n. Any needlessly festive over-hyped celebration put on for the benefit of the organizers rather than the participants. Usually arranged by a government agency or a corporation to show that they are one with the people.

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Why all the bunting and balloons on Main Street? Did we finally win a war?

No. It's another goat parade. We're honoring finger-painters that have made a difference.

Will there be cake?
by gnostic 1 October 06, 2013
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Dad parade

When a group of families gets together and one of the kids convinces their dad to carry them, especially on the shoulder, it triggers the other kids to force their fathers to match the first dad's antics...
Kid 1: I'm tired. Carry me?
Dad 1: okay
Kids 2 through N: daddy - I'm tired...carry me!!! I said carry me like kid 1's dad! His dad obviously loves him more than you love me!

Mom 1: don't look now mom 2...it's the dad parade...
Mom 2: oh no - dad 2 hurt his back last week and was just starting to get better...
Mom 1: blame my husband - he should know better than to trigger a dad parade...
by Jbt003 July 01, 2014
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Soft Parade

When a woman masturbates with her hand
Reena fell asleep under a tree after her soft Parade. The orgasm instantly wore her out.
by J$honey August 15, 2021
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Perfume Parade

When someone parades around the house spraying perfume to cover up the smells of the sex they just had.
ERin had a perfume parade before her parents came home to cover up the smells from her previous escapades.
by Spacecowboyi19 July 01, 2018
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keester parade

a parade of CHICKS with great booties
Man this stretch of beach has so many built chicks, it's a regular KEESTER PARADE
by RUNWAY August 10, 2009
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