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Panda-Jerk

1. Describes a Female Panda who does not want to give birth exactly when the Channel 4 News Team needs it too.

2. A person who pours and serves Pandas.

3. A person of large stature who has committed any sort of social fo-pa.
"You're ruining my segment, . . . Panda-Jerk!"

"That fat guy just spit in the buffet! Panda-Jerk!"
by Conrad Asshat December 20, 2008
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panda people

dude, did you see panda people on tv last night?
yeah, their hooklines kick ass big time!
by j_52 August 23, 2010
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Panda Car

A police vehicle. So called because they are usually black and white, resembling the fur of a panda. See also, panda.
Slow down man, I think I see a panda car hiding up ahead.
by Rossi October 13, 2005
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Douche Panda

Look at that douche panda with his collar popped.
by elledeeranga July 1, 2009
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Padraig

Gaeilge ,i.e native irish, for Patrick.
Pronounced Paw-rig
Conas ata tu, a Phadraig?
Hiya Padraig
by Padraig Mac Oda October 5, 2006
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Disappearing Panda

When a man and woman are having sex 'doggie-style', with the man wearting a condom, and the man says,
"Oh look, a disappearing panda."
And when the woman turns to look at the man, he quickly pulls out, removes the condom and snaps her in the eye with it.
As in the previous example, which did not state the sex being engaged in was 'doggie-style',
"I can't believe how dumb she is. I actually pulled a Disappearing Panda on her last night."
by spacetrucker February 17, 2008
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Panda B

Panda B is a fictional street drug named by a format of the likes of "Special K" and such so that it may resemble the name of a real drug. It was likely formulated as a result of public school officials needing a "control question" in order to determine if students were being sincere in their answer choice by asking if they had done a fictional drug in the past month.

Since it has typically been used only as a form of ridicule against the school board that created such a randomly thought-out fictional drug.
Guy 1: Man I feel like shit today...

Guy 2: Lay off the Panda B, brah
by Panda Bro October 7, 2010
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