Pendering

(When deficating) The act of using one’s own hands to clean the buttocks instead of traditional hygiene products.

Man look at Tom’s hands! He’s definitely been pendering it.

by Blitzkho November 7, 2025

Pendering

(When deficating) The act of using one’s own hand to cleanse the buttocks instead of traditional hygiene materials.

Man, look at Tom’s hands! He’s definitely been pendering.

by Blitzkho November 7, 2025

pigpen pondering

when you think negatively a lot which increase stress hormones that can weaken your immune system.

The pigpen pondering made millions of Americans go to the hospital for preventable illnesses.

by Coop Dupe March 2, 2020

Papering

The act of milking a woman's udders while standing near any variety of tree.

You're having a picnic under a wonderful wheeping willow when you realize you have no cream for your coffee....

papering...

by Dr. MapleMilk June 9, 2010

Landering

The process where a cat twitches the entire skin over its back in response to a light touch. This causes all of the fur to move spasmodically and the cat to become angry.

Poking the cat lightly on the back with a straw will set off landering.

by UprTupr December 16, 2011

wandering hand

I went in the bed room to play "wandering hands" With Hanna, She would not stop getting wet.

I went in the bed room to play "wandering hands"

by DrunkenValor April 28, 2016

pampering

Spoiling,treating with overdose kindness for smd or smt

Pampering as always I see

by Silver Sychte March 4, 2017