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semi-productive procrastination

(noun) what you do when you don't feel like working but aren't procrastinating either. instead, you're being semi-productive regarding what you should be doing. instead of doing your work, you're doing something related to it but completely unnecessary.

also: (verb) to semi-productively procrastinate.

also: (adj.) a semi-productive procrastinator.

DIFFERENT than productive procrastination because you're NOT being fully productive with random things other than your work, nor are you being fully productive with your actual job.
rather, you ARE being somewhat kinda productive towards what you should be doing (but aren't).

similar to quasimultislacking but not exactly.
friend: "i'm working on that current events assignment for tomorrow, how 'bout u?"
semi-productive procrastinator: "yeah me too! i've spent the past 20 minutes trying out different fonts."
friend: "that semi-productive procrastination will be the thing that brings your GPA down."
by effyes September 25, 2010
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british fish productions

A world famous and critically acclaimed band that first originated in Martinez, CA. The lead vocalist is Travis Penile.
I can't wait for the next British Fish Productions song!
by The Terrible Travis January 27, 2019
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producticiency

To be efficiently productive
The care givers producticiency far surpassed my expectations
by LemmeF1ndOut April 3, 2020
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ProductionTakeFive

A slack ass, piss poor excuse of a man! Talks a good game but ain't about SHIT and ain't never gonna be shit. Blames all his downfalls on everyone else and excepts no responsibility for his slackness!
Justin Bieber is a ProductionTakeFive
by ඞgcs March 29, 2023
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end product

"She took a load of my end product right up the harris!" boasted Malcolm.
by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 1, 2008
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Immaculate Production

When a consumer orders a product from a manufacturer and said manufacturer recieves the order, completely looses sight of the order and then is completely amazed when the order resurfaces complete and ready for shipment.
I don't know how Larry's Stamp & Sign couldn't find your order until after it shipped, it must have been Immaculate Production. That happens a lot there.
by disgruntled ho January 6, 2010
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Pull some product out of the back

Something a boss says to his or her employees when the employees have completed all of their tasks, and the boss has nothing to make them do.
Mike: You guys are just standing around.
William: We're done with everything.
Mike: Why don't you get a hand truck and pull some product out of the back.
by bmazz88 December 4, 2010
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