pimp

A pimp is a dealer of hoes of bitches. If he is Scottish he will pretend to be friends with hobos to gain THEM as bitches aswell. He will put on an American accent and bother unsuspecting people on the streets whilst trying to look cool. The only "hoes" he has are his sister and younger cousin who are both chavette sluts. That is a A Scottish pimp.

pimp-"YO! Y'all want some bitches?!?!"
random guy-"Excuse me?"
pimp-"Y'all look desperate! Come have one of my bitches, it'll cost £100 man..."
random guy-"I don't want a "bitch" thank you very much!"
pimp-"come on man! your girlfriend won't eva know duuuude!"
random guy-"I don't have a girlfriend"
pimp-"So why not have a bitch for the night maaaaaan?!"
random guy's boyfriend-"cuz we're goin to the new gay bar and don't need any bitches you low life f****r! Get a real job and leave us alone!"
pimp-"awwwww shit!"

by kimran November 30, 2003

PIMP

someone who has HOES AKA PROSTITUTES
PIMP is used to say you got hoes
P. is for PUSSY
I. is for IN
M. is for MY
P. is for POCKET
pussy in my pocket

"yo nigga am a straight PIMP
I got dem hoes"

by Southern smoke December 27, 2008

pimp

One who sells women for a profit, not to be confused with a player, who attempts to take said women

I think yous my hoe so I'm your pimp

by sarah November 24, 2003

pimping

Use pimping in exchange for up in the sentence Whats up.

What's pimping homie?

by Tootsie March 30, 2005

Pimp

A male slut,A ladies man,A rich man,A man who uses and abuses women and makes money out of them

Person 1 "Look at the amount of females this guy knows"
Person 2 "I know what a pimp"

Pimp:Yo I go like 20 bitches workin for me tonight you want me to give one of my bitches a call and she'll service you all night?

Pimp:Don't back chat me bitch you work for me remember I own ya ass if it wasn't for me you wouldn't have all that jewellery and expensive clothing

Lady:He's such a bad ass pimp he treats me like shit and abuses me but for some reason I love him and stick with him

by Harry69 August 10, 2010

PIMP

Acronym for Pee In My Pants; Refers to laughing to the point where urine is released.

That joke was so funny I just PIMP.

by LOLZ Club January 26, 2011

Pimp

Thomas krouse, rumor has it he holds the strongest pimp hand of them all.
The pimpest of all pimps.

Thomas krouse is truly a pimp.

by MATTYC39 January 6, 2019