creatures that lurk the gyms and fields of a school. Despite their job title promoting physical education, they ironically haven’t done anything physical since they were in high school. You can feel the floor vibrate and see the San Franciscans getting ptsd as the ground shakes like 8.0 magnitude earthquake as these colossal beings rock the earth with every 500 pound step they take. They tell students to “do more push ups” while all they do is viscously push more food into their mouths. So only time you’ll see these creatures move any faster then a walking pace, is when there’s a flash sale at McDonald’s.
Person 1: HOLY SHIT WHAT WAS THAT
Person 2: oh dw it’s not an earthquake the pe teachers just came back from McDonald’s.
Person 2: oh dw it’s not an earthquake the pe teachers just came back from McDonald’s.
by Who?asked? August 9, 2024

Proper English; would read again
Scholar: "Today, I overheard Rufus utter, 'Magnets are seemingly powered by black magic."
Commenter: "pe;wra"
Commenter: "pe;wra"
by Deuster Chuggsworth May 25, 2011

person 1: im so bored. alien: just try to type qwertyuiopakld;f'ghj'k/xz.,mnbcvbvnm,c.#cxpe-w09876541``56178902-=~}{@?{P:>LOKMKI(UYTW!£EDFGUIO++_)(*^%$£"!¬ on your keyboard. person 1: thanks. alien : your welcome
by swear guy October 2, 2023

/bella/pe/te
Lit. “Beautiful for you!”
Fig. “Good for you”
A way of saying “good for you”, mainly used in Rome or around Rome.
If someone says “Bella pe te” to you, don’t be like me and actually take it as a slight compliment.
Lit. “Beautiful for you!”
Fig. “Good for you”
A way of saying “good for you”, mainly used in Rome or around Rome.
If someone says “Bella pe te” to you, don’t be like me and actually take it as a slight compliment.
by unné June 26, 2024

by Hmmmmmmm....... June 15, 2022

by thumbtac April 1, 2009

Lit. “Beautiful for you”
Fig. “Good for you”
An Italian way of saying “good for you”, if someone ever says this to you, don’t be like me and take it as an actual compliment.
Preferably respond with a slight smile and a gentle tilt of the head.
Fig. “Good for you”
An Italian way of saying “good for you”, if someone ever says this to you, don’t be like me and take it as an actual compliment.
Preferably respond with a slight smile and a gentle tilt of the head.
by unné June 26, 2024
