perma-borrow

To borrow something from someone when you clearly have no intention of returning it or you intend to wait and see if they ever ask for it back.

I perma-borrowed my neighbor's lawn mower 14 months ago and he still hasn't asked for it back.

by College Professor March 23, 2008

perma-cam

1.) constant frontal wedging amongst unattractive muffins.

2.) skank-arific spooge.

did you see that Perma-cam on that hooch. total spooge.

by Captain Seahorse May 14, 2009

Permadance

Being stuck in a perpetual state of dancing, usually due to insane amounts of alcohol consumption and/or illicit drug intake. It is usually, but not always, instigated by "feel good music", including jam, rock, techno, or anything really.

Man, Derek has been in permadance all night. We're going to have to cut the music to get him out of here.

by chriscope October 20, 2010

Perma-zit

A pimple that won't go away (i.e. permanent zit).

Johnny: "Dude, you still have that bump on your forehead. Better go get it checked out. You may be turning into a unicorn"

Tommy: "Naw man.. It's a Perma-zit"

by Micro penis January 5, 2011

perm pressed

Boy who is stiff in bed. Brings the right amount of heat to keep the fibers intact. Freak in the sheets, but only after he has asked for permission. Rehearses answers to potential questions parents will ask. Likes a firm mattress. Would prefer beer in a glass. Travels with hand sanitizer. Brings girlfriend lunch at work. Law-abiding. Always puts the toilet seat down. Would never wear a sleeveless shirt to the gym. Not to be confused with pretentious. Strengths: reliable, trustworthy. Weaknesses: hates spontaneity.

Synonyms include: polished, rehearsed, robotic, scholarly

Antonyms: fuck boy, granola, sloppy

Because Benjamin was so perm pressed, he was excited to share all his new experiences with his friends, parents, and parents' friends when he returned home from his job in Washington D.C.

by permpress January 21, 2019

Periscoping

Periscoping is an advanced, but non-sexual form of spooning. Unlike being the big spoon or the inverse, little spoon/backpack/jetpack, both partners share equal responsibility. To periscope, one partner lines their dominant eye with the second partner's butthole, and 'peers through the scope.' At the same time, the second partner 'shades their eyes from the sun,' and shouts, "Land ho!"

She was really chill. We hooked up, spooned a bit, and then we tried periscoping it out. Anyway, that's how I got pink eye.

by Perry Scope November 4, 2020

Permadirt

A common camping term for dirt or sand that gets stuck in your skin, making you look dirty constantly even if you’re cleaned yourself up. it stands for “Permanent Dirt”

Example: How long is that Permadirt gonna last?

by Dude who likes ICEES April 15, 2023