penile detention

1.DETENTION FOR THE PENILE
2. DETENTION WHERE YOU GET PENETRATED

1. I screwed someone in class so I got penile detention.
2. Is Joey okay? No, he got penile detention

by The_Janky_and_spanky_monkey November 13, 2014

Penile Mache

When you get tissue paper stuck on your cock after you wank trying to cleanup the smegma.

Last night after offloading I had the worst case of penile mache I have ever had, Fucking shit is sooo hard to get off.

by Hazardous Harry February 22, 2018

Penicoladacillin

Basically, it is a penicolada intensely spiked with penacillin. Perfect for if you want to enjoy yourself while you hate yourself!

‘Hey, you got a penicoladacillin?’
‘Uh what?’
‘I wanna fukin die’
‘Ooh I got u’

by ChowieC July 13, 2018

Penial Explosion

When ones penial gland builds up a large amount of semen but it is never ejaculated out of the top so the entire gland explodes.

My best friend is recovering from a penial explosion.

by SkeetBeat77 October 2, 2018

Penile Cake

A modern version of the word "poppycock", basically meaning nonsense or bullshit.

Tyree Towsend: "Hey bro, I heard that Frank Garrett wasn't very funny."

Fred Herbert: "Oh penile cake! Completely false bruh."

by AnalLoose March 30, 2019

Penile Participation

(Phrase) A way to identify if there is any form of male participation in an activity; whether it be sexual, recreational, or educational.

We don’t want any penile participation on lady cousin day.

by _Hugh_Jeffincock_ July 3, 2019

Penile Pressure Plate

A very painful game consisting of two or more male players. Each player puts their penis in between two closing pressure plates and play a game of chicken, last to remove their penis from the contraption of doom wins. Not recommended for any sane male that values their genitals.

That guy's dick was crushed, but at least he won Penile Pressure Plate

by CrazeWay July 18, 2019